So in these games btw I have to complete a task before blood has enough energy to leave my body to join dark,the tasks are picked at random and this time I have to snipe 100 people in a 5 day time limit and in every task Im allowed one person's help and so leading me to meet delirious because of his skill in killing.
Me and del are quite tight (kek) because were both fuckin insane but if I weren't insane I would just be another one of his victims but ah well, I ain't. Anyway I gotta find him.
Del pov.
Her screams are delicious hehehehehahahahahaAHAHAHAHA-oh the fuck? Um... Ok shaz a never told me anything bout a story but oh wel- GOD DAMMIT SHE GOT AWAY! Ugh, whatever, where is she? She needs help with bloods task and please tell me it's torture! Please, please, please! GOD DAMMIT!
It's sniping but I suppose you already knew that, right?
Shaz pov.
"hey del! Been a while! Wanna go snipe some hoes!" I shout a little to egarly but eh, its only a game these basic bitch mpc's hoes don't know anything better to do other than to spread there legs more than butter on toast.
Dels pov.
Fuck. Yes.
HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHA COME ON SHAZ DELIRIOUS IS OUT!
Time to play.
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(say the numbers progressively faster) 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12! 13!! 14!! 15!!! AHA HAHAHA HAHAHA KILL. KILL. KILL. MUST. HAVE. BLOOD.
Shaz pov.
HE'S loving it and I must admit this is fun seeing there heads pop like Zits. 57. That's how much we've killed, but I'm getting worried he might over do it, ya see he has 4 stages of his insanity: 1 a smile, no laughing just a smile, 2 giggling this is the creepiest one but far from the worst, 3 laughing not hysterical but laughing, stage 4 dear god you better run he laughs hysterically and smiles then goes on on a rampage of killing to satisfy him and trust me, there's no stopping him when he's like that. I feel like I'm going to have to shake him Outta it before... NO DON'T CUT ME OFF THAT MEANS SOMETHING BADS BOUT TO HA-
dels pov.
Blood blood blood blood Blood BLood
BLOOD HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA KIL-huhugh *thud*. No... How... I thought they... SHAZ!
shaz pov.
FUCK. ME. GENTLY. WITH. A. CHAINSAW. AAAAAAAAAAAAH
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Hello its me. :)
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Help me please don't LISTEN TO IT . Stay strong and carry on I didn't know I didn't kn-
Never mind that thing, anyway hello, no I'm not blood nor dark or stache I'm... You'll find that out later. She didn't know about stage 5... And no I'm not jon either or delirious... I surpass the ability of a story... My name is...
Oblivion
A/N help me dear god help me he's right help me help me HELP ME!
Hahaha. Till next time.
Actual A/N
How you injoy the Extra long chapter?
I know it's not much but I'm lazy and been reading my ass off. Hope you injoy oblivion or wth hi- the things name is. Kek.
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