Shaz pov.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK RUUUUUUUUUN. hello again as you can tell I'm fucking running for my life. STILL. WRITING. THIS. STORY. fuck del you couldn't of told me bout this before you turned into a black mist of evil and darkness with a blue hoodie on? Jesus christ man. Well I still have to complete the challenge. I better fucking 180 these hoes while running like speedy gone salads (it auto corrected to salads but I'm keeping it that way). Fuck it's hard to snipe while running and I'm getting tired so... UUUUUGH FUCK ME GENTLY WITH A CHAAAAAAAAINSAAAAAAAW.
God I wish Heather was her- you've got to be fuckin kidding me. As you could tell the Heather's just came fuckin waltzing out of an ally way I was bout to run into with A CHAINSAW AND I'M EVEN MORE CONCERNED ABOUT MY LIFE NOW. "FUCK OF HEATHER HOE GO FUCK YOURSELF WITH YOU AUTOMATIC DILDO!" Heather is now furiously staring at me with the chainsaw raised. I am well and truly fucked. I'm cornered now and have no where to run. I'm a fucking idiot. Bang. Bang. Bang. Whelp you wouldn't believe it by the way I've said how hard it is to snipe people yeah I forgot I could snipe the Heather's and the fuckin cloud of darkness that loves hoodie's cuz I already know that ain't del. 100. Fuck outta here I am! G O T T A
B L A S T!
Marks pov.
Wtf is going on right now? Oh good your attention is on me probably meaning shaz is ok. Well she needs to get back to training ASAP because that thing is only 3 weeks till it hit earth and she needs to be trained to the max because you see... Shaz has forms, like saiains there's super 1 super 2 super 3, 4, 5 then god and she needs to reach the god by herself which is extremely hard so she's going to have to go into an extreme exercise routine if she is to accomplish this. I guess we'll see what the results will be.
Radcliffes pov.
WTF IS GOING ON?!! A FAN OF HARRY POTTER JUST CHASED ME ROUND THE ROOM, SAID SHE HAS MULTIPERSONALITY DISORDER AND DISAPPEARED IN FRONT OF MY EYES AND HER BRO IS TALKING ABOUT A FUCKING HUGE SPACEDROIDE HITTING EARTH IN 3 WEEKS?!?!?! WHAT. THE. ACTUAL. FUCK. IS. GOING. ON?!
A/N yes yes shout at my inactivity but it will change nothing. Anyway hope you injoyed the chapter
YOU ARE READING
I Was Bored At The Hair Dressers
AbenteuerBe aware I don't update for shit and I write this when I'm desperately bored so it's never updated i was bored waiting for someone waiting at the hairdressers but it turned into so much more. IT BEGINS I'll try to make smut but just know it'll be te...
