The Things We Say

012. Taehyung + "I don't eat like that"

"Ew, oh my God," He tried to scoot away from the laptop screen but you held him down. "Don't escape, this was your idea in the first place!"

"But I didn't say we're gonna watch American porn!"

"Oh, now he's eating her out," you held him tighter so that he wouldn't be able to escape from you. You glanced at him, then to his pants.

"Taehyung, how come you're not getting a boner right now?"

"Because I'm horrified!" He defended himself. "Come on, let's just switch to Korean porn-!"

"Oh wow, he's going at it," you ignored him, focusing yourself on the screen before you, making him look at the screen again, and once again, he was horrified. "What the hell? I would never and I don't eat like that!"

"Oh, yes you do." You grinned at him, he gasped. "No, I don't." But his statement sounded much more like a question.

"You do, you do it just like that." You teased him more. "No!"

You laughed, throwing yourself back and Taehyung climbed on top of you. "I don't eat like that," he looked so serious that it was funny, but it wasn't funny anymore when he grabbed your pants.

"I don't eat like that, and I'm going to show you how I eat."