002. Yoongi + "I hope you choke on a lego brick"

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"Babe, I broke your headphones." He casually says that while you two are cuddling. Cuddling. For fuck's sake, you two are cuddling! Why the fuck does he feel the need to ruin the mood. And what the fuck? Your headphones?

"What the fuck? You gotta be kidding me." He shakes his head. "I wish I was."

Your mouth hanging open in disbelief. "I hope you choke on a lego brick." That explains why he's been initiating cuddles for the past few days. Fucking prick.

"How could one choke on a lego brick? No one would eat a lego brick, but if it's your thing then," He shrugs, cocking one eyebrow and grin. Oh. My. God. Fuck Min Yoongi.

"Fuck off," you punch his arm, kicking him out of the bed and you meant it. His laugh echoes through the whole room as he kisses your nose and runs to the door before you can catch him.
"Where are you going?! You better go to buy me a new one, you prick!"

"I am!" He walks towards the door and you flash him the finger and he laughs before closing the door. "I love you too."

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