A Dragon's Fire [Genji x Male Reader] Overwatch Fanfic / PART 2

Chapter 29: GG, Winky Face (Part 2)

Let me prefice this chapter with a warning: I DONT OWN ANY OF THESE BRANDS! and this chapter will be more idiotic but, very necessary! I want to put a smile on your guy's faces. So enjoy!

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"Are you?..." Hanzo getting irritated by the very sound of hana only got worse....

Interupting hanzo once again she began,"Hold that thought bubbles, I just wanted to tell you about my day so far! It just dawned on me *throws a bottle of dawn soap next to hanzo's knee* that i have to dial up a couple of friends later *tosses hanzo a bottle of dial soap in hanzo's lap*. I haven't seen them in a while since i've been playing with them online and i've been dieing  to see them,  escepcially one friend, his voice is so hard and thick like ivory *chucks a bottle of ivory soap past hanzo's raging head* kinda like yours old spice!..." Talking what seemed a million miles a minute at every pun she had pulled out a variety of soaps in bottles and tossing them at hanzo like they were playing one sided catch because hanzo wasn't participating in the slightest...

She could feel the intense thick blood rising to the surface in hanzo but, the one thing on hana's mind was mountain mist....and she will not back down from obtaining that delicious, mountain mist.

"Speaking of old spice hear ya go! *tosses unopened stick of deoderant at hanzo landing directly at his shoulder* You smell really bad today and i just thought master d.va should be here to clean your worries up!"

She sounded very upbeat on the mention of her name yet, mocked hanzo with every word. "Don't worry about me i always smell like an irish spring or a palm olive." Sending hands in the air and all over her body corressing herself on how beautiful she smelled compared to the rancid smell hanzo was porturding. At this point she could do this blindfolded as she was tossing the unmovng hanzo two more bottles, one of which pelting hanzo directly in the abdomin.

Hanzo knew what she was doing at this point, she was trying her hardest to get on his nerves....and it was working because, by the way his face looked...he would break at any minute. Twitching eyes, shaking head with his face turning red like a lobster and boiling like one too. He just needed that one last push to send him over the edge and hana could see it.

Hana was one sentence away from slapping hanzo's last button to use his ultimite and winning her sweet and suculant prize!!...until a sudden shift in plan came into motion...

"Hey hana?...."

A certain cowboy with a smoking problem entered the area with a lit cigerette in his mouth and a lighter in his grip wearing a confused and defeated face. A hand rested on the back of his head like he had lost something and he was desperate to find it.

'Oh shit...' Was going through hana's and sombra's brain once jesse stepped his way into their little get together.

There goes hana's prize, slipping away from her ever so close grasp. She could feel it just within reach until, a trapdoor slapped with the name 'mccree' on it opened up beneath her feet and she started to freefall...

Hana instantly turned her head to the side along with hanzo. Hanzo being incredibly happy he has some sort of relief from all of this, jesse was here to save the day! Be the light in his dark scenerio! Be his knight in shinning armor! Be his....

"....have you seen the handsoap? The ol' geezer has been looking for it every....Oh! Handsoap darlin' you have the handsoap! Don't get too squeeky clean sweeheart *wink*."

Silence....

It was insane the way you could hear the mental snap in hanzo like a twig breaking from a heavy bird.