It was lunchtime at Wagstaff, Touching butts had been banned by the horrible Headmaster Frond. Suddenly Tina Belcher appeared in the doorway, she knew what she had to do, she grabbed Jimmy Jr's butt and changed the world, everyone began to touch each others butts, Omar touched Jocelyn's butt, Chad the zombie touched the butt of the girl with the frosted hair from my art class, I think her name's Kristy. Even the horrible Headmaster touched Ms. Jacobsens butt. Everybody touched each others butts and it was GREAT!! Then Tammy came up to Tina and said "sorry for everything." Tina said "That's okay let's go to the movies next week." But it wasn't over, the horrible Headmaster coasted his wicked spell on the school, and only Tina could save the day! She tackled the horrible Headmaster and ave him a love potion, he drank it and then started touching Ms. Jacobsen's butt again then Chad the zombie joined in and started touching all their butts, and Wagstaff was saved from the horrible "No Touching Butts Allowed Curse." All thanks to Tina Belcher!
