The King of Innuendo

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Many of you will know ShaunAllan the writer of #Sin who has a quick wit and loves a touch of the innuendo...


Well, he agreed, to be made part of a game.   I can be a little mad and but this seemed to be one of my saner moments I thought, I digress...

So, I thought I would wrap up some things, disguise the packaging and give him a clue as to the contents.   Shaun was allowed to hold the parcel, feel it  and try and guess what lay within.   He knew that it was probably for Ripley.    

These are the clues....any ideas what lay within:-


 It's just a dump! Don't be a chump!

 For those important meaty kisses

They say it works both ways! Honest! But I'm pulled in both directions!

 Bacon goes with everything but crispy is always best!

They always say put your best foot forward.  

  

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Well how did he do?  Not too great!   But it was very funny and Bella_Higgin has agreed to be my victim next time!

If you want to know the answers....go to the answers page

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