CONNOR:
Dear Evan Hansen
We've been way too out of touch
Things have been crazy
And it sucks that we don't talk that much
But I should tell you that I think of you each night
I rub my nipples and start moaning with delight
EVAN:
Why would you write that?
JARED:
I'm just trying to tell the truth.
EVAN:
This needs to be perfect. These emails have to prove that we were actually friends. Just..I'll do it.
CONNOR:
I've gotta tell you, life without you has been hard
JARED:
Hard?
CONNOR:
Has been bad
JARED:
Bad?
CONNOR:
Has been rough
JARED:
Kinky!
CONNOR:
And I miss talking about life and other stuff
JARED:
Very specific.
EVAN:
Shut up!
CONNOR:
I like my parents
JARED:
Who says that?
CONNOR:
I love my parents
But each day's another fight
If I stop smoking drugs
Then everything might be alright
JARED:
Smoking drugs?
EVAN:
Just fix it!
CONNOR:
If I stop smoking crack
EVAN:
Crack?!
CONNOR:
If I stop smoking pot
Then everything might be alright
I'll take your advice
I'll try to be more nice
I'll turn it around
Wait and see
'Cause all that it takes is a little reinvention
It's easy to change if you give it your attention
All you gotta do is just believe you can be who you want to be
Sincerely, Me
JARED:
Are we done yet?
EVAN:
Well I can't just give them one email. I want to show that I was, like, a good friend, you know?
JARED:
Oh my god.
EVAN:
Dear Connor Murphy,
Yes, I also miss our talks
Stop doing drugs
Just try to take deep breaths and go on walks
JARED:
No.
EVAN:
I'm sending pictures of the most amazing trees
JARED:
No!
EVAN:
You'll be obsessed with all my forest expertise
JARED:
Absolutely not.
EVAN:
Dude, I'm proud of you
Just keep pushing through
You're turning around
I can see
CONNOR:
Just wait and see!
EVAN & CONNOR:
'Cause all that it takes is a little reinvention
It's easy to change if you give it your attention
All you gotta do is just believe you can be who you want to be
Sincerely, Me
CONNOR:
My sister's hot
EVAN:
What the hell!
JARED:
My bad.
CONNOR:
Dear Evan Hansen,
Thanks for every note you send
EVAN:
Dear Connor Murphy,
I'm just glad to be your friend
EVAN & CONNOR:
Our friendship goes beyond
Your average kind of bond
EVAN:
But not because we're gay
CONNOR:
No, not because we're gay
EVAN & CONNOR:
We're close, but not that way
The only man that I love is my dad
CONNOR:
Well anyway!
EVAN:
You're getting better every day
CONNOR:
I'm getting better every day
EVAN & CONNOR:
We're getting better every day
ALL:
Hey hey hey hey!
'Cause all that it takes is a little reinvention
It's easy to change if you give it your attention
All you gotta do is just believe you can be who you want to be
Sincerely
Miss you dearly
Sincerely, Me
Sincerely, Me
Sincerely, Me
Sincerely, Me
YOU ARE READING
Dear Evan Hansen Lyrics
RandomThe title says it all. The lyrics to the musical Dear Evan Hanssn. I couldn't find a book on Wattpad of the lyrics so I wrote it. It also says who is talking, Evan, Connor, etc. The first chapter will have all the characters and who plays them. Enjo...
