1. Cut them off in my sleep
2. Maybe ask for them, and get them consentually
3. Jk lol
4. Start off with pasty ass thighs and shins
5. Take away the thigh gap so that your thighs meet at the top (or all the way down to your knees, both works for this tutorial)
6. Get some stretch marks that hurts a lot because of the friction between your thighs
7. Don't shave, this is an essential step
8. Walk in high grass so you get red grass-marks all over your legs
9. Use your bike whilst wearing shorts so your legs get all scraped up by the metal pedals
10. Get a dog to claw a little at your legs so you get some nice claw-marks
YOU ARE READING
being me.
Poesíatrying to make sense of this tiny body is harder than it seems, and i'm just happy that i get to take my time.
