Alois: Ciel, do you know a turtle's only weakness?
Ciel: They're slow?
Alois: Also, they can't roll over when they get stuck on their backs.
Ciel: So, if I taped two turtles together they'd be unstoppable right?
Alois: ...
Alois: HOLY. HELL.
Alois: BRB
Ciel: Alois, you better not.
Ciel: Alois?
Ciel: That's turtle abuse.
Ciel: ..You moron.
