Annabeth posted a status
Hey Percy, can you pick up kit kats?Percy: Um, yeah, they're really light, so
Annabeth: ... I meant coming home from your mom's
Percy: Well I probably could, but I feel like this is a trick question because the last time I didn't drive with both hands...
Annabeth: ...
Annabeth: Oh. My. Gods.
Percy: ... Um
Annabeth: I meant from the store Percy
Percy: Well they would weigh the same there-
Percy: Oh wait... right...
Annabeth: *sighs forever*
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Drew posted a status
Ugh, what is all this ruckus!? It's interrupting my much needed ten hour beauty sleep!Percy: Well you're certainly right when you say it's much needed
Annabeth: Percy!
Percy: ... Sorry
Annabeth: And...? Come on, just like we rehearsed
Percy: ... *sighs*
Percy: And I understand that there is a thin line between being funnily sassy and just being an asshole and that I may have just crossed it
Drew: Hmph *arms crossed, nose in the air, the entire thing*
Piper: Eh, I say you're just stating the facts
Piper: I think she might even need to shoot for twelve
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Drew posted a status
*scowls* You dare insult me? You have no idea what I am capable of! I can make you do anythingPercy: Yeah, but I have Piper and Aphrodite (your own mother, may I add) on my side
Percy: So don't take it personally, but you're about as threatening as a cupcake
Percy: ... A very pink cupcake
Nico: ...
Nico: Is no one really going to say it?
*crickets chirp*
Everyone: ...
Nico: *sighs* Fine, I'll say it
Nico: A very Umbridgesque cupcake
Annabeth: DID YOU JUST-
fin.
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(A/N): I'm really not sure what happened this chapter... I think I just really wanted cupcakes and kit kats. But can you blame me?
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