(A/N): Just some references to other fandoms as usual, although a new one is a Creepy Pasta reference (Jeff the Killer) and also some sexual innuendos. Okay, they're not even innuendos it's pretty blunt I'm sorry high school has corrupted me.
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Thalia posted a status
Out of curiosity, who can't you stand out of all of you?
Piper: No one! I like everyone :)
Annabeth: There's no one I can't stand, just some I hang out with more than others.
Hazel: You can't really dislike anyone. We're an interesting group
Frank: Leo
Leo: *gasps and fake cries* So mean to me! Fine, Frank
Hazel: Alright, I stand corrected...
Jason: Eh, Percy kind of frustrated me but now he just helps motivate me to do even better
Percy: Yeah, I guess Jason and I kinda minorly clashed sometimes (okay, that one time I swear was Gaea okay) but that happens when two leader from different backgrounds have to lead together
Aphrodite: Awww, who needs Coneo when you have Jercy
Everyone: ...
Jason: OH HADES NO
Percy: I HATE JASON I HATE JASON I HATE JASON
Jason: BACK AT YOU, PERCY
Aphrodite: Well, hate sex is also pretty hot so
Nico: Annabeth, just make Elizabeth go to sleep again
Elizabeth: *pouts* Who are you, Jeff the Killer?
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Leo posted a status
Hey Jason and Piper, how many kids do you want? ;)
Jason: Dude. Too soon.
Jason: Can I like, pass this question?
Percy: Oh come on, it's just a question
Piper: Wait, do you not want kids...?
Jason: Uhhh, well...
Leo: Ha, busted!
Jason: Shut up, Leo
Piper: Answer the question!
Percy: Just answer, it's already going to go downhill
Jason: Get out, Jackson
Annabeth: Hey, don't be mean to him! And you're still making it worse
Jason: I'm not sure if I want kids, alright!?
Frank: Well, this one's going to be tough to get out of
Piper: ... But I want kids
Jason: I don't think I do...
Leo: Hey Jason, can I have your sword/spear/coin thing after you die?
Jason: Go away Leo!
Leo: No need to be snap, and I'll take that as a yes.
Piper: But Jason, I really want kids
Jason: Uh, can we talk about this later?
Piper: When?
Jason: I don't know, twenty five years from now?
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