Shower Thoughts (A Dan and Phil Fan-Fiction)

Heart Eyes

"SHIT, YOU MOTHER FLUFFER!" Again, Dan was raging, as he played Crash Bandicoot with Phil for the second time.
"Calm down, Dan. The neighbors are gonna call the police!" Phil tries to calm Dan down.
"Phil, I'll scream if I want to scream, I'm 26 I do what I want."
Phil rolls his eyes and smiles at the camera.
A couple minutes pass, and the video is pretty normal, Dan shouting in his vulgar tones and Phil innocently making stupid puns.
After 12 minutes Dan mentions that Crash was "thicc", while staring directly at the camera.
"Dan, that word is banned from the gaming channel until 2022, you got that?"
"You know what else I got? Your nose!" Dan starts for Phil's nose but then Phil starts to tickle Dan, making him laugh hysterically.
"ALRIGHT, STOP IT." Dan's words were cut by his laughing.
"Alright, you cotton swab."
Dan looks up at Phil, fixated on his ocean blue eyes with a smile on his face.
"Cotton swab, really? You could've said something like... 'turkey humper'."
They both break out in a laugh attack and Dan begins to drift off away from the gaming.
Dan starts smiling, staring at Phil's beautiful pale skin and gorgeous eyes.
"Uh, Dan I died." Phil raging at the monitor and biting his own arm.
"You're such a dingus." Dan hasn't looked away, he hasn't looked into the camera or even off Phil's eyes, he lets out a chuckle and looks away.
The gaming video ends, and the camera is turned off.
There was a slight hesitant feeling coming from Dan, as if he wanted to tell Phil something.
Phil gets up from his executive chair and walks out of the room to charge his cellphone.
Dan is still sitting, thinking. Biting his black and white striped oversized jumper's sleeve and chuckling to himself.
"Uh, Phil come here, I forgot how to use your new editing software bullshit."
Dan yells, making Phil jump.
"Wait a minute, I'm putting on my pajamas!" His pajamas consisted of an Attack On Titan shirt, blue shorts and mix matched socks.
Phil walks back into the gaming room and sits down, handing Dan a glass of Pinot Noir, a red wine made in France.
"So, Phil how do you work this bullshit software?" Dan sips fondly on his wine.
"Hey, don't call my software a bad name, it can hear you."
Phil teaches Dan how to use the software, he leans over to touch the 'F4' key, but as he reaches it Dan grabs his arm and pulls it to the side.
"Phil, I need to tell you something really important." Dan is nervous, his palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy (No pun intended.)
"Um.. okay." Phil is confused and apprehensive for what Dan might say.
"Phil, I- I..." he stutters with every word, he places his hands in his eyes and tries again.
"Phil, I.. am in love with-" before Dan can say anything else Phil cuts him off and rudely speaks.
"I know, you're in love with Connor, I already know." Phil gets up and angrily walks out of the room.
"Phil, that's not was I was gonna-"
"You know what Dan, just leave me the hell alone."
Phil shuts his room door loudly and begins to cry silently, making sure Dan doesn't hear him.
"Oh god, that's not what I was gonna say." Phil didn't let him finish his sentence.
Connor is one of Dan's closest friends, someone that no one of the Phandom knows about, he's a pretty tall guy (6"7'), head of the college basketball team, his black eyes matched Dan's soul and his brown curly hair falls over his forehead, he was what they call a 'heart breaker'. They've been friends for little over 4 years now and they are pretty close. But Phil thought that something else was up, something deeper was happening. They seemed to be more than just friend, but he wasn't quite sure.
After Phil leaves the room, Dan goes running after him.
He presses his ear on the cold white door and listens. Phil is crying softly, faintly.
"Phil, please come out.." Dan pleads to be able to talk to Phil.
To no remorse, Phil ignores Dan and keeps on crying.
"Phil, I don't fucking love Connor or anyone else. I fucking love YOU, the only person in my life who's helped me through so much, the person who helped me reach my goals and the person who taught me that I am worth someones love." Dan's voice quivers with his words, fighting back his tears. He pounds his fist on the door and slides down the wall.
Phil opens the door slowly.
"You're a liar." Phil shouts and slams the door in Dan's face leaving him stunned and confused.
Dan gets up from the floor and opens Phil's door.
"Do you know what, Phil?"
"What?" Phil looks up, his puppy eyes filled with tears.
"I fucking love you." Dan reaches over at Phil and grabs his face, his eyes gazing at Phil's soft lips and pale skin.
"And only you." He leans in closer, their lips touch. Innocently, Phil puts his arm around Dan and reciprocates the kiss.
Dan feels Phil's warm tears on his lips and looks up.
"Phil, don't cry." He runs his thumb across Phil's cheek, cleaning the tear off and pressing his forehead on his.
"Dan... are you telling the truth?" Phil whispers at Dan. His puffy red eyes welling up with tears once again.
"Phil, you are the love of my entire life, I wouldn't be telling you this if I was lying, and it would've been really awkward." He leans in and kisses Phil's forehead.
They hug, their tender hands rubbing each others backs.
Dan feels Phil's heartbeat on his chest.
"I love you, Phil." Dan whispers in Phil's ear as he rests his head on his shoulder.
"I love you too, Dan. Maybe a little more."
"Haha, you're hilarious." Dan laughs in a sarcastic tone and lets go of Phil.
"So, Dan.. are we going to make our relationship public to everyone?"
"Let's give them little hints here and there until they figure it out themselves, these Phandom members are amazing at solving mysteries and finding us at Wimbledon." Phil laughs and blushes.
"Awe, you're so precious. But anyways, I'm going to make some tea, would you like some?"
"Sure, and this time, don't add a whole jar of honey."
Dan rolls his eyes and walks out of the room.
Phil is sitting on his bed with a massive smile in his face. He begins to blush hardcore and heads for the bathroom to remove his contact lenses. On the way he trips over his own leg and falls down.
"OOOW, oh my goodness!" Phil lets out a yell, rubbing his leg for comfort.
"Phil, did you trip over yourself again?" Dan shouts from the kitchen.
"Maybe...?"
"You're an absolute floppy dingus."
As he continues to make tea, he opens the mug cupboard.
"Phil, which mug do you want?!" Dan yells as he pours the tea into his mug.
"Wait a minute!"
Phil walks into the kitchen holding a brand new cup.
"Pretty snazzy am I right?" Phil shows Dan his new Crash Bandicoot mug. Holding it proudly.
"That's actually pretty sexy."
"It's thicc." He lets out a wink.
"Oh, shut up." Dan fixes his curly haired fringe and takes the mug from Phil.
As they sip on their green herbal tea they start talking about conspiracy theories and politics, all of Dan's favorite topics.
"So, what are your thoughts on the conspiracy theory about the government letting 9/11 happen just so they could go to war with the-" Dan was cut off by the sound of knocking.
"Bloody hell, who is knocking on the door at 1 am?" He walks down the hallway and heads for the door, still holding his cup of tea.
"Uh, about that.. I ordered us pizza from that 24/7 pizza place, what's it called- Win Win Pizza?"
Dan opens the door and receives the pizza from a very shy blonde haired delivery man. He wore a lanky and oversized t shirt with the pizza logo depressingly slumped on his shirt. His glasses were something you might see in a 1970's mom movie, that bad. His eyes were the weirdest of all: one of his eyes were black while the other was blue, his blonde fringe falls over his forehead effortlessly.
"Dan. You're Dan?" The pizza guy excitedly asks.
"Uh, yes do I know you?"
"Probably not but I'm a huge fan of you and Phil!" The pizza guy hands Dan the still hot pizza.
"Oh, what's your name?" Dan asks.
"Ludwig, that's my name- love it or hate it."
"It's amazing, would you like a hug, Beethoven?" Dan makes a grade A pun.
"Like I haven't heard that before." He chuckles and hugs Dan.
Dan makes eye contact, "Can I just say how freaking amazing your eyes are, oh my fluff."
The pizza guy blushes a bit and jumps at the sound of Phil's voice.
"Well, hello- the Pizza guy seems to know us!" Phil walks to the door to hug Ludwig.
"Of course I know you guys, not literally but ironically." He winks.
"Haha, so how much will it be for the pizza?" Phil asks as he reaches for his wallet.
"You know, it's free. I just met Dan and Phil, that's enough." He smiles and rejects the money.
"Awe, thanks. But won't your boss get angry?" Dan asks patting him on the shoulder.
"Yeah, but who cares? I'll just give him 7 boxes of Maltesers, he's fine with chocolate currency."
Both Dan and Phil laugh and thank Ludwig for his service.
"If you need anything, you can call us." Dan writes his cellphone number down on a piece of paper and gives it to Ludwig.
"Just make sure not to let anyone else see it, they'll spam us for days."
"Of course, thanks guys." Ludwig walks back to his car while fixing his hat.
"What a great guy" Dan remarks.
"You're a great guy." Phil heads for Dan and hugs him.
They set the pizza down on the floor and start eating.
As per usual, the first bite of the warm pizza causes Dan to inappropriately moan out loud.
"Dan, the neighbors are gonna think we're doing something weird." Phil whispers.
"Not yet." Dan gives a little cheeky wink and takes another bite of his pizza.
Minutes pass and they finally finish their meal.
Phil gets up and heads for the gaming room to edit.
"Uh, Dan!"
"Yeah?" Dan replies.
"We've been live streaming for the past 2 hours..."
"Oh my shit."