Stanmageddon: a tale of two stans

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[Stanley's POV]
"But you're Stanley Pines, what are you saying?"

"I'm Stanford Pines in Stanley Pines' body Northwest, we need to stop my brother."

He finally did it, Stanley Pines, the highschool dropout managed to take over the world. I guess now he has proven to Pa that he can be successful, I never imagined that things would turn out like this, after he got kicked out, I haven't heard from him at all, until one day....

~20 years ago~

Thanks to Will, there was a breakthrough to my research, with his help, I am now one flick of switch away from creating an interdimensional portal, allowing humankind to travel wherever and whenever we want. I suddenly heard a knock on the door, who would it be? I grabbed my crossbow to meet this unwanted guest, I opened the door and...

"Stanley? Why are you here"

"Brother, it's been a while since we've met. I tracked you down and just wanted to come by and say hi."

"Ok...why don't you come in and I'll make you something to drink. Tea or coffee?"

"No thanks, just wanted to see me brother."

This is weird, how did he find me, I should have hidden my footsteps perfectly. Anyways, while we were catching up, I heard something down in the basement, the portal was malfunctioning, how? Nothing should go wrong! I rushed down and saw it opening a rift, it wasn't supposed to open this early, I need to find a way to close the rift.

"Brother, what is going on...What the?"

"Stanley! Help me hold back that door!"

"I can't! It's too strong!"

The portal shot him back and started to suck everything in, including me.

"Stanley! Keep this journal!"

I threw him Journal #1, it had all he needed to know about Reverse Falls. I was then sucked into an unknown dimension.

~Present time~
I couldn't believe Stanley planned all this, it was abnormal for him to have such good planning, it was almost as if someone was...planning it for him.

[Pacifica's POV]
We only have enough rations for a week, after that we're going to starve to death, what can we do? We need to stop Stanley Pines, how can we do it though? We could try and gather supplies and hope that none of us get killed. Or, we could try to think of a way to stop Stanley Pines and take back the Falls. I know what we need to do now.

"Everyone! May I have your attention?"

The crowd was looking at me, ok Pacifica, it's time for you to show off your leadership skills!

"As you may know, Stanley Pines has taken over Reverse Falls, and we need to take back what's ours, take back the Falls!"

"Northwest, save your breath, we can't defeat him, he has the power of the two amulets, we have to stay here."

"I have to agree with my great uncle, he's killed countless townsfolks and even Dipper!"

"I'm sorry for your loss Mabel, but he's gon-"

There was suddenly a bang on the door, and another one, everyone took a weapon and prepared to attack. Any second now...the door was opened and in came...Mason(Dipper)!?

"How did you? I saw you die!"

"I have my ways sweetheart."

"Brother!"

I can't believe it! How did he survive? That's not the point, as long as he's now safe and fine.

"Pacifica, listen to me, I have a way to stop Stanford Pines."

"Mason, the one that's destroying the town is you other great uncle!"

"But he had six fingers, that's impossible!"

Mr. Pines explained to him that Stanley has switched their bodies and that the fire in the Pines manor was probably caused by Stanley to kill him.

"Anyways, I have a plan to stop him. Remember he was gaining his power through his amulet right? All we have to do is to find a way to destroy it. We'll need to find a way to distract him though."

"How could we possibly go against an all powerful being who can turn us into stone!?"

"Don't worry, I have a way to make everyone immune from his powers. I have casted a spell in this shack, any of his powers would be useless to it, so we'll disassemble the shack and create weapons with it."

This sounds like a terrible idea...I hope Mason knows what he's doing.

~A few days later~

[Dipper's(Mason's) POV]
Finally, we're armed and ready to take down Stanley. He might be family, but I'm not letting him off the hook, he's dead to me. Dead.

"Everyone ready?"

The townsfolk all raised their weapons, looks like we're prepared to take back the falls.

"Citizens of Reverse Falls, today, we shall take back the falls!"

The crowd cheered as we ran to town ready to start the fight of the century.

Stanley showed up, he walked out of a pyramid, presumably built by him using the power of the amulets, his hands glowed in flames as he started to attack us. Luckily, our enchanted weapons are immune to his attacks! Time for us to strike great uncle. We started to attack him from behind in order to get to the amulets, should I tell them what I did to come back to life?...Probably not, they'll find out sooner or later.

~Flashback~

No! I'm not going to die this easily, what can I do? Oh right! The horcrux spell! I chanted the horcrux spell, hoping that it would all work out.

~Present time~
I sense the amulet is inside the pyramid, we'll have to get in there and break the amulets, with the townsfolk distracting him, we should be safe going inside.

There! The amulets! We have to destroy them in time! Pacifica took her sword and was ready to strike, when Stanley suddenly came in and said,

"Northwest, do you know if you destroy the amulets, you would be destroying your little boyfriend over there."

She looked at me, confused at what he just said. I told her to just do it, but she doubted for a second and Stanley used it to fling her away. That's it, I'll do this myself.

"Stanley Pines, meet your end!"

I managed to crack one of the amulets, it was my sisters' amulet, before I had a chance to destroy the other one, Stanley managed to get ahold of Mabel and Pacifica.

"Oh Dipper, look what I've got."

"Don't you dare."

"I was going to threaten you with the both of them, but I think I'll kill one of them just for the heck of it!"

What could I have done?

"Eenie..."

He had my sister...

"Meenie..."

My lover...

"Mine..."

I had to surrender.

"YOU!"

"WAIT!"

To be continued...

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