Me and Elt-y (a story of Elton Castee)

Chapter twelve

Lorins point of view:

"I am very disappointed in you boys!"

I have been giving the whole RV lectures for at least an hour and a half.

"FIRST, you through pancakes. AT A PRIEST!"

Colby objects.

"Not just a priest, a Jewish one."

Sam and Elton slap him up side the head.

"THEN, you throw peanut butter in the RV."

"So? It's clean now."

"Elton, Corey has peanut butter lodged in his ear."

"What?"

"Exactly. And NOW, yawl disappear under water! Me AND the instructor thought you drowned! Not funny guys."

After the boys realized how much they had frightened me I was ambushed into a puppy pile, except these puppies were 120 pounds to almost 200, and felt like a garbage bag of COLESLAW ON MY CHEST! But I loved them so I gave in.

"Okay, I know yawl love her... But can I have my girlfriend back?"

With a bunch of grumbles I can feel my lungs again.

Either way I wanted fresh air though.

"Guys I'm going for a walk."

And with that all I hear is,

"Noooo!"

"Too bad. I need to stretch out a lil and have some well deserved alone time."

"Oh okay."

"Now Sam, Corey, get dressed were going on a walk."

The agree in unison as Colby and Elton gawk at me.

"Babe, you said you wanted alone time!"

"Did I? I meant to say I need girl talk."

"Sam and Corey are dudes!"

"Buuuut they are the closest thing I have to friends I talk like that to."

Colby acts wounded and grabs his chest.

"Ouch! What about me?!"

"Colby... Your like my BEST BEST BEST dude friend."

"Oh..."

"And Corey and Sam are my secret keepers, and girly subject BEST BEST BEST friends."

"Okay."

"You two behave. Sam Corey we ready?"

"Yep!"

"Let's go!"

Once I kissed the boys goodbye, me and my other boys head out.

After some silence Sam speaks the first to break the tension.

"What did you need to talk about?"

"It's happening again."

"You mean?"

Corey cuts in.

"We need to tell Elton this Lorin. He's your boyfriend. Not to mention I had to restrain Colby from telling him."

"I know... I'm s-sorry."

Sam wraps me in a tight hug as does Corey.

"You need Todd."

"I don't want to leave or cut the trip short. We still have three day! Let me stay til then! I'll be okay!"

"Lor-"

"Please?"

"Okay..."