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-everyone has logged on-

Eatjin: YOU GUYS

MrAbs: huh?

Dancemonster: what's wrong?

Eatjin: YOU KNOW WHAT'S WRONG

Ta3Ta3: hehe

Dancemonster: what's wrong

Eatjin: STOP IT

Jungk0000kies: S T O P

Jungk0000kies: nobody?

Jungk0000kies: wow

Jungk0000kies has logged off

MrAbs: aw kookie's embarrassed

MrAbs: WAIT FOR ME KOOKIE

Dancemonster: you know he left so he can't see that right?

MrAbs: I know :)

MrAbs has logged off

Eatjin: seriously

Eatjin: I'm trying to be angry at all of you here and almost half the group left

Dancemonster: only two of us left

Ta3Ta3: yeah

HOBIHOBI: vhope still here!

Dancemonster: vhope?

Ta3Ta3: v+hope? hyung I thought you had an iq of 148?

Dancemonster: stop using that against me!

swegSuga: I'll make it three

swegSuga has logged off

Eatjin: seriously?????

Dancemonster: you should probably get on with your mood since there's still time for the rest of us to leave

HOBIHOBI: he's right about that

Ta3Ta3: hhehhe

Eatjin: don't start

Eatjin: you guys know what you did!

Ta3Ta3: huh?

Eatjin: I'm just going to say it

Eatjin: why is our refrigerator gone? why is the kitchen floor flooded with water? where is the sink faucet? AND I KNOW YOU GUYS TOOK IT SO DON'T  EVEN TRY TO LIE TO ME

Ta3Ta3: really? all that stuff is missing?

HOBIHOBO: I haven't noticed

Eatjin: YOU GUYS MESSED UP

Eatjin: YOU LEFT THE KNIVES HERE SO CONFESS

Ta3Ta3: oh you fine specimen, what are these knives you speak of?

HOBIHOBI: oh cheeriooooo!

Ta3Ta3: hehe

Eatjin: if you guys don't stop this nonsense

Dancemonster: what ever is a refrigerator?

HOBIHOBI: cheeriooooo!

Eatjin: namjoon you're in on this too? I swear

Dancemonster: who is this namjoon you speak of?

Ta3Ta3: I agree mateeee!

HOBIHOBI: namjoon? I only know kim namjoon thomas kevin adam gary the second!

Eatjin: if you guys don't stop it

Eatjin: just remember I know where you live!!

Ta3Ta3: or do you ;)

Eatjin: YOU GUYS ARE JUST

Eatjin: JUST TELL ME

HOBIHOBI: tell you what?

Eatjin: YOU KNOW WHAT

Ta3Ta3: or do we? ;)

Eatjin: YES YOU GUYS DO

HOBIHOBI: oh really?

Eatjin: YES REALLY OMG JUST GET ON WITH IT

Ta3Ta3: what is this "it" you speak of? huhhh?

Eatjin: TAEHYUNG I'M COMING FOR YOU FIRST

Ta3Ta3: hobi namjoon what do I do? my intellectual unhuman like senses detect a supernatural abnormal anger spirit that inhabits the human body that's currently positioning itself outside the place in which I call jungkook's room

Dancemonster: what did I just read?

HOBIHOBI: that my friends is the genius that taehyung is

Eatjin: woah I'm impressed

Ta3Ta3: thanks hyung :)

Eatjin: I'm still waiting for you to come out taehyung

Dancemonster: I just checked, he's actually sitting outside the room with a knife

HOBIHOBI: WHAT HYUNG? WE THOUGHT YOU WERE JOKING?

Dancemonster: it's plastic don't worry

Eatjin: damn you namjoon

HOBIHOBI: I think we've had our fun taehyung

Dancemonster: fineeeee

Dancemonster: the refrigerator is in jungkook's room, the faucet hobi and taehyung have and the flooding happened when hobi used his "magic wand" to try to fix the plumbing under the sink

HOBIHOBI: stop lying! you're the one that broke it when you tried to tape a leak in the pipe!

Dancemonster: SHUSH

Eatjin: i still have questions and I'm still going to go after you guys

Eatjin: why does jungkook need the refrigerator?

Ta3Ta3: BECAUSE he wouldn't help us unless he got something in return

HOBIHOBI: yeah it was a pretty good deal

Dancemonster: actually it wasn't too bad

Dancemonster: but now that I think of it I have no clue why or how I got into this

Ta3Ta3: well because we blackmailed you with us threatening to tell jin about the pipe

HOBIHOBI: oh right... totally forgot

Eatjin: just

Eatjin: I'm going to try to calm myself down and avoid screaming at all of you guys

Dancemonster: anger issuesssssss

Eatjin: REALLY NAMJOON

Eatjin: THE KITCHEN IS FLOODED AND YOU GUYS AREN'T DOING ANYTHING?

Ta3Ta3: right hyung!

Ta3Ta3 has logged off

HOBIHOBI: OHHHHH I know what he's doing!! IM HELPING!

HOBIHOBI has logged off

Eatjin: I'm going to kill them

Dancemonster: what are they doing?

Eatjin: they just came into the kitchen with floaties and rubber ducks

Dancemonster: got to love your parenting huh?

Eatjin: NAMJOON

Dancemonster: gotta go fast!

Dancemonster has logged off

Eatjin: what will our manager say? I hope we don't get kicked out!!

Eatjin: they are actually wearing swimsuits... (-‸ლ)

Eatjin: I'm going to kill them

Eatjin has logged off


sorry I didn't publish as fast as I could, it took me long to think of this idea; I hope you like it and I'll try to update as fast as possible soon! thanks for reading and have a nice day!

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