Bts chatroom

screams

-everyone has logged on-

Eatjin: you guys are just too sweet!

HOBIHOBI: of course! what kind of members would we be if we didn't scream at the top of our lungs as soon as you came in the dorm?

HOBIHOBI: NOT GOOD ONES

Ta3Ta3: we're great members!

swegSuga: members.... the way you guys are saying that makes me think about-

Eatjin: WOAH let's keep it pg here okay?

swegSuga: okay

Dancemonster: so...

Eatjin: is anything important going on?

Ta3Ta3: just eating cereal

HOBIHOBI: actually. isn't that usually jungkook's thing?

Ta3Ta3: well he taught me and now I've mastered the art of sitting on the couch while eating cereal

Eatjin: that's a new couch! you better not leave any crumbs on it!

Dancemonster: oh... you guys replaced the couch?

Eatjin: we kinda had to

HOBIHOBI: there's a do not touch if you're rap monster sign for a reason

swegSuga: yeah

Dancemonster: I'm sorry!

Eatjin: it's fine we all know you can't help it

Jungk0000kies: jimin?

Dancemonster: did anyone else just see jungkook ask for jimin or are my eyes playing tricks on me?

Ta3Ta3: I would be able to see if you didn't touch my glasses!

Dancemonster: I'm sorry!

Ta3Ta3: you already broke those sunglasses why my glasses?!?!?

Eatjin: why do you need jimin for jungkook?

Jungk0000kies: um.. I was just wondering where he was uh yeah! he's being quiet

Eatjin: I mean jimin usually is until someone insults him

Eatjin: ....yoongi

swegSuga: what?

HOBIHOBI: are you trying to hit on my man?

Eatjin: no I was just trying to imply that-

HOBIHOBI: GET YOUR OWN MAN YOONGI IS MINE

Dancemonster: wow... possessive

swegSuga: since when was I yours?

HOBIHOBI: well I just said so

Eatjin: I was just trying to say that yoongi should insult jimin so he comes out

HOBIHOBI: that would basically be him flirting with jimin so no

swegSuga: but.. he's finally letting me do what I love INSULT JIMIN

HOBIHOBI: FINE GO AHEAD CHEAT ON ME

HOBIHOBI has logged off

swegSuga: he's been watching too many dramas... sorry about that

Eatjin: it's fine

swegSuga: jimin you pabo get out of the closet and talk

Ta3Ta3: ?

swegSuga: it was the best I could come up with... bye

swegSuga has logged off

Ta3Ta3: what does he mean by come out the closet? is he trying to steal my clothes?

Eatjin: oh tae /sigh/

Ta3Ta3: that's me!

Jungk0000kies: jiminie?

ChimChim: what?

Jungk0000kies: go get rest please

ChimChim: I don't want to leave me alone

ChimChim has logged off

Jungk0000kies: ....

Eatjin: maybe you should talk to him

Jungk0000kies: okay

Jungk0000kies has logged off

Eatjin: awwww

Ta3Ta3: what's wrong?

Eatjin: it's so obvious how much jungkook likes jimin aww it's so cute

Dancemonster: stop being so weird

Eatjin: I'm not weird!

Ta3Ta3: suga hyung always says I'm weird! :)

Eatjin: well you're a special case

Ta3Ta3: briefcase? suitcase?

Dancemonster: ....

Ta3Ta3: hehehe

Eatjin: do you think jungkook will get his message across to jimin?

Dancemonster: maybe or maybe not jimin can be stubborn sometimes

Ta3Ta3: well I'll help if he fails!

Ta3Ta3 has logged off

Eatjin: so...

Dancemonster: I don't break everything I touch!

Eatjin: you have hobi a high five and ended up breaking his pinkie

Dancemonster: that was one time!

Eatjin: one of the staff was walking in the same hallway as you and she tripped and fell and broke her arm

Dancemonster: I'M CURSED

Dancemonster has logged off

Eatjin: the sad part is he really is cursed

Eatjin has logged off

I was going to publish yesterday but I had and still have a 5 page story to write that's due today so... yeah

I've also been questioning if this is really funny or not but I wrote this anyway so I might as well publish it

thanks for reading and have a nice day💞