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-everyone has logged on-

Ta3Ta3: I'm so bored

MrAbs: so do something fun taehyung!

Ta3Ta3: hyung do you need help cooking?

Eatjin: hoseok

HOBIHOBI: YUP

Eatjin: please go play with taehyung outside

HOBIHOBI: now?

Eatjin: YES NOW

HOBIHOBI: sorry no can do

Eayjin: WHAT WHY

HOBIHOBI: you should have called in advance

Eatjin: BUT I DID TELL YOU YESTERDAY BUT YOU NEVER LISTEN TO ME BUT I TOLD YOU

HOBIHOBI: /waves finger in your face/ uh uh uhhhh I didn't hear anything from my secretary

Eatjin: HOSEOK

Dancemonster: hyung let me handle this

Dancemonster: you have a secretary?

swegSuga: Hobi's secretary speaking

Jungk0000kies: that plot twist tho

Jungk0000kies: sorry I'll shut up

Dancemonster: can you tell hoseok that he has to play with taehyung today?

Ta3Ta3: yay!! ^.^

swegSuga: I'm sorry do you have an appointment?

Dancemonster: uh no?

swegSuga: then no

Eatjin: YOU GUYS BETTER S T O P I T RIGHT NOT OR ELSE I'LL F I G H T Y O U

Jungk0000kies: oh no hyung is spelling out his threats

Jungk0000kies: I'm scared~

MrAbs: don't worry kookie~

Jungk0000kies: ew no

Ta3Ta3: I went to go get some cereal and now jin hyung is spelling

Ta3Ta3: hyungs are in for it now

Eatjin: he's cooking when I said not to!!!

Dancemonster: I'll deal with it hyung!

Dancemonster: why are you cooking?

Ta3Ta3: cuz I'm hungry duh

Dancemonster: you're not using the frying pan right? please tell me you're eating it out of a bowl of milk taehyung

Ta3Ta3: nope I'm too extraterrestrial for that shit

Eatjin: COOKKING AND CURSING

Jungk0000kies: what's happening?

HOBIHOBI: I have no clue but as long as I'm not the only one in trouble I'm good

Eatjin: WHY ARE THE ONLY GOOD CHILDREN KOOKIE AND JIMIN?

MrAbs: ONLY I CAN CALL HIM KOOKIE HYUNG! SERIOUSLY ARE YOU PEOPLE DEAF!

MrAbs: ...sorry

Eatjin: /sigh/

Ta3Ta3: the oven is beeping hyung what do I do?

Eatjin: THE OVEN?

Ta3Ta3: uh yeah

Eatjin has logged off

Ta3Ta3: ?

Ta3Ta3: SAVE ME

Ta3Ta3 has logged off

HOBIHOBI: I NEED YOUR LOVE BEFORE I FALL FALL!!!

HOBIHOBI: nobody gets it? I'll laugh at my own joke then

HOBIHOBI: hHHHhahahahahhaq

Dancemonster: go hang out with taehyung

HOBIHOBI: fineee

HOBIHOBI has logged off

MrAbs: hi

Jungk0000kies: hey

Jungk0000kies: I'm bored

MrAbs: yeah me too

Jungk0000kies: want to go with me?

MrAbs: /heart rate speeds up/ u-uh where

Jungk0000kies: AH you're making this more awkward than it should be!

MrAbs: what kookie? what's wrong? /eyelashes flutter/

Jungk0000kies: stop ittttt I'm trying to ask you something!

swegSuga: ...

Jungk0000kies: oh hyung you're still here

Dancemonster: me too

Jungk0000kies has logged off

MrAbs: he was going to ask me something!!! YOU GUYS RUINED THE MOMENT

Dancemonster: we didn't mean to scare him off like that

MrAbs: WELL YOU DID

Dancemonster: I'm sorry!!

MrAbs: WHATEVER

MrAbs has logged off

swegSuga: that was.... dramatic

Dancemonster: are you hanging out with hoseok because you like him?

swegSuga: I don't like him

Dancemonster: yes you do

swegSuga: ....no I don't

swegSuga has logged off

Dancemonster has logged off


I was bored so I wrote another chapter so :)

I'm also almost done with a new book which I can't finish because I keep crying HINT HINT

anyways thanks for reading and have a nice day!

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