The lone wander kicked the door open to the dimly light shady bar and entered.the bartender looked up from cleaning the bar eyed up the man that had just kicked his door in "thanks, ive been meaning to get that fixed but you know how it is shits expensive but that right their is an insurance claim smart guy you know you look like a-" the man stopped listening to him and eyed the man at the end of the bar. he was drinking a long island ice tea. the basturd. he was hunched over the bar taking sips of his drink from a rainbow straw. the man was wearing a dirty brown duster and a wide rimed cowboy hat of the same colour.
the man let out a sigh of relief remembering his duster was black. "the only thing that could make this any worse was if he thought he copied him" the man thought.the man proceeded to walk deeper into the bar. actually bar was generous it was more like a barn."hey!" the man called out doing so cutting off the bartender"what? you good?". the man was drilling his eyes to the back of the mans head sitting at the end of the bar.he was almost shaken out of a trance by the bartenders answer" no not you him the guy there at the end of the bar" the bartender looked to the two guys playing pool"no not them him" he point at the guy to make sure the bartender didn't get it wrong again.
the man at the bar slid around to face him. they locked eyes. almost as if they were having a stare off."took you long enough" the man said taking a said from his cocktail."how about e take this outside shall we?". this got the bartenders attention" well actually im gonna need your details for the door sorry to be a party pooper".the men both stood up no even acknowledging the bartender"fine lets get to the bottom of this here shall we"the man at the door said pulling a pistol. milliseconds after the other man pulled a gun.
"looks like we got our selfs a good old Mexican stand off"both men started to circle each other only to be interrupted by the bartender who jumped in the middle." okay okay i understand theres a lot of hurt feelings here but lets just take a deep breath. in for 1 out for 2" he proceeded to breath in and out."lets get some names here" he looked to the man ho had been sitting at the bar" names Javier" then the bartender looked to the other man "Dave". then the bartender said"so whats your problem guys?" Dave cut in before Javier could get a word in "this fuck shagged my wife the prick!"Dave proceeded to wave his gun at Javier when one of the guys playing pool took interest in the situation " Dave? your carols man right?" Dave nodded"oh may im sorry man she was too tempting ". Dave was battling his tears"come on man *sob*who else wants to get it off their chest *sob*".
then the other man playing pool slowly put his hand up "oh fuck no*sob* come on guys!" "wait carol said i was her only love" javier said begining to cry. then the bartender said"wait carol johns right?" dave looked at the bartender and statred to openly cry" not you too!"
"great i married the town whore!"
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lifes simplicity
AcakThis is a load of short story's there's no real rhyme or reason to them.
