(This is based on an experience with a bully of mine)
Comeback to:
I'm allergic to you.
Comeback:
Go on ask the teacher to move then, and explain how against all human odds you have become the first human to be allergic to a human being, that for the past six months you have made it your mission to be near and get as close as possible to irritate. So tell me Allergic McBullyMcBullshitter how are you gonna explain that?
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Sarcasm and Comebacks
RandomSarcastic remarks and Comebacks are my thing, I'll be putting them here as our first published book on this shared account. Enjoy. Disclaimer not all chapters belong to me, unless stated otherwise assume these were created by someone else.