The Mercury-Mays

Hey! My name is Marina. Weird name, I know. But anyway, I am 13 years old and I'm the second child out of 5. So, let's just summarise up this entire family:

Freddie: He's our first Dad. Polite and kind, just don't break his china.

Brian: Our other dad, who has to pin me down to do anything, especially Physics work.

Rogerina: My older sister, who's 15. My parents hate her boyfriend because he's from France (hon hon hon baguette eiffel tower) and my accomplice #1.

Marina: That's me. 13 with blue and purple hair and 8 (count them) piercings. And I'm a badass.

John: 11 or 12, I'm not sure and my only brother. He's so smart that he's in my year instead of the one below. Smartass.

Izzy and Sophie: 5 year old twins who, to Dad and Paps are superglue. They crave attention every 5 seconds and are so annoying.

So, that's my family in a nutshell. Now come all of the 'events'...