The Mercury-Mays

A very awkward situation

Well, when Dad came home I knew that he was going to have a go at me. Best solution: Hide in my room and use my Pierce the Veil album to drown out the shouting. I laid on my bed, which is right underneath my Gerard Way poster.

"Marina! Get your a- butt down here!" Dad shouted up the stairs, realising that the twins are about 2ft behind him with their pigtails flying about.

I couldn't be bothered going downstairs, so I paused my music and poked my head out of the door, "What?"

"Downstairs!" John shouted. He always sucked up to my parents. Me and my sister didn't. We would be the ones who pretty much had our own seat in the principal's office, as we were there so often.

I ran down the stairs and sat in the living room, waiting for their verdict on my 'punishment'. After them talking for a while, they couldn't think of one. Paps said that it was 'just my hormones', so, in a way, my paps just saved my life.

We sat down for tea, with eight chairs around the table. Sophie, wondering why there was an extra chair, decided to go and investigate- in Rogerina's room.

She walked in and started screaming, crying and came down bawling to my dad. Me and my brother (kind of accomplice #2) looked at each other and nodded.

They were doing 'the dance with no pants'.