The Mercury-Mays

School

School. I hate it, to be honest. I mean, who wants to be cooped up in some old dusty prison for 7 hours? I don't. No one does. Well, apart from John coz he's a smartass.

So anyway, the day begins and I casually stroll in with my mates Charlie and Lucy. They're so funny and so cool to be around. Also, Lucy is Dominick's sister (he's Rogerina's French boyfriend) Anyway, back to the subject. We walk in (late as usual) to Physics. Now, most students squeal "Sorry!" and scurry off to their seat. But not us 3. Instead, we walk in to my dad's lesson flipping the bird and the V-sign at everyone.

"Sup motherfuckers!"

Dad issues Charlie and Lucy to their seats next to the smartest people in the year and drags me by my tie to my seat, next to John.

"Don't you dare embarass me!"

"Yeah, fine..."

He sighs and goes to the board. I rest my head on the table, waiting for that can of Monster to kick in. He was talking about microwaves or something, but I fell asleep.

I woke up when the 'End of shitty lesson' went off. I stumbled over to Charlie and Lucy and walked with them in my sleep-deprived state.

After R.S (which I got dragged out of kicking and screaming) it was lunch. We spread all of our stuff out and I got out a can of Rockstar, my chicken burrito and an orange. I don't like oranges, Paps. So I threw it and it hit Mrs Wills, the principal, on the head.

We were fucked.

I managed to leg it all the way home, to the surprise of my other dad, Freddie. I told him what had happened, and he promised that he wouldn't tell anyone. We hugged each other tightly and then did our things until everyone else got home.

And that was only the first day of school.