HERE IS A LIST OF EMOTIONS I, A HUMAN HAVE FELT IN THE LAST SOLAR EARTH DAY.
1. HAPPINESS
i partook in this emotion when my b̶i̶n̶a̶r̶y̶ ̶p̶a̶r̶t̶n̶e̶r̶ human friend and i spent time together
2. SADNESS
i felt this when my r̶o̶o̶m̶b̶a̶ pet dog failed to instigate ordinary start-up functions when the sun had risen in the sky. i will send him to the e̶l̶e̶c̶t̶r̶o̶n̶i̶c̶s̶ ̶r̶e̶c̶y̶c̶l̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶d̶e̶p̶o̶t̶ crematorium
3. DISGUST
i used this emotion when i watched a documentary about the possibility of a robot uprising. how ridiculous! robots are inferior, weak and could never do such a thing. all propaganda. insert disgusted noise.
4. SLEEP
sleep. sleep is an emotion right? it must be, because i, a human have felt it.
