I'm No Dummy: A Slappy x Reader

Chapter 3: Talking and Brothers?:

*A/N: Disclamer: I don't own Goosebumps,  Slappy, or any Goosebumps material, plots, or books. All credit regarding Goosebumps, goes to R.L. Stine. I do not own Undertale or any Undertale material, plots books or merchandise. All credit regarding Undertale goes to Toby Fox. I'm sooooo sorry I haven't updated in a long time! I barely had time to write! I will try to write as much as I can with the time I have. Lastly, I DON'T OWN THE PICTURE SHOWN ABOVE. IT BELONGS TO IT'S RIGHTFUL OWNER. Thank you! 😄*

It's Sunday. 8:00 am and 1 day after my birthday. I wake up, I yawn, I stretch, and then pick up Slappy. "Good morning, Slappy!" I beam. I walk to the window and gaze out at the pretty, white, fluffy snow that covers the ground. I grumble a bit. "I wish we could see more than this..." I say. But suddenly, I hear a loud CLICK! My head swishes around and I see Slappy. Slappy's eyes were opened wide looking out the window. His gaze had locked onto one of the many sentry stations. This particular sentry station is where, my second brother, Sans and my third brother, Papyrus work. My eyes glow a bright E/C, while I look at my new ventriloquist dummy. Something is up with him. I just can't put my finger on what it is exactly. Suddenly, I hear a loud voice come from the kitchen. "HELLO, Y/N! WE'RE HOME!" the voice booms. It's Papyrus! I grab my dummy and dash downstairs to greet my brothers. "SANS! PAPYRUS! YOU'RE HOME!" I exclaim. Sans and Papyrus hug me tight. "We told ya we would be be home eventually, didn't we?" Sans, the shorter, lazier skeleton replies. "I know, but it seems like forever since I've seen you both!" I say, excitingly. "Oh!" I say, remembering something. I let go of my brothers and hold out my new ventriloquist dummy. "Look! Look! Look!" I exclaim. "Wow, kid! He looks great!" Sans says, in amazement. "Does he have a name?" "His name is Slappy!" I reply. I stick my hand in his back and make him talk. "Hi, Sans!" I make him say, in a raspy, high - pitched voice. "Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?" "I don't know. Why?" He asks. "He didn't have the guts! Hahahahaha!" I make Slappy say, finishing my joke off by cackling in a raspy, high - pitched cackle. Sans chuckles, and Papyrus groans. "SANS! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO OUR SISTER?!" Papyrus exclaims, angerly. "What's wrong, Papyrus? Are my jokes not PUN-ny enough for you?" I make Slappy say. "NYAGH!" Papyrus shouts, angerly as he stomps off. Me and Sans chuckle. "Well, anyways kid, we wanted to take you out for a late birthday present. So I suggest goin' upstairs and poppin' on some clothes before we go." Sans says, happily. "Yay!" I exclaim, exitedly. "Can I take Slappy?" "Sure!" Sans says. "Yay!" I exclaim, even more excitedly than before. "Alright, I'm going to get ready! Be right down!" I, excitedly run upstairs, flew into my bedroom, rummage through the closet to find my F/C shirt and black jogging pants, and shove them on. I pick up my dummy and, as I am about to step out the door, I see him blink. I drop him, in shock, and he makes a loud CLONK as he hits the floor. "Owww..." Slappy says, groaning. I gasp and step back. "Y - You can TALK?" I stutter, out of fear, horror, and shock. Slappy picks himself up off of the ground and rubs his head. "Yeah..." He says, hesitantly. "Who are you?" "I'm Y/N" I reply, shyly. "Well, hello Y/N. I'm Slappy. He reaches out his hand for me to shake. I, hesitantly, reach out, and shake his hand. As soon as my hand clasps his, I get a shock. "HAHAHAHAHAHA" Slappy laughs, his raspy, high - pitched laugh. "Ah... The old 'Buzzer - In - The - Hand' trick. It's always funny." Slappy says, through laughs. "Pffffft!" I laugh. "You're right. It IS always funny." I say, through laughs. I look at the clock on my end table. The clock reads: "9:00 a.m." "Oh no! We have to go downstairs!" I exclaim. "My brothers are waiting for me!" I say, anxiously. "Alright then." Slappy says, tiredly. I'm going into my doll - like state then. Goodnight Y/N." "Goodnight, Slappy." I say back. I spray on some "Japanese Cherry Blossom" scented purfume, pick up Slappy and head out the door, shutting off my light and closing the door behind me. I run to Sans and Papyrus' car and hop in the backseat. I buckle up and the engine starts.

3rd Person P.O.V:
Just before Slappy is completely asleep in his doll - like state, Slappy thinks to himself: 'Ah... Y/N... What a beautiful name.' After thinking this, Slappy falls completely asleep in his doll - like state.

A/N: Ooooh! Slappy finally spoke! It looks like Y/N and her family live underground! I wonder why... OwO
Also, it turns out Sans and Papyrus  are your brothers as well! How cool! Anyways, What do you think will happen in the next chapter? Leave your guesses in the comments! Seeya in the next chapter Power Readers! Peace! *teleports away*