Did I just troll BENDrowned?

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  • Dedicated to BEN(didn't)Drowned
                                    

Okie... I got inspiration from @Pixel_Crafter to do dis... Yeah :3

User: Hai.

Cleverbot: Unde??

User: Can I speak to BEN.

Cleverbot: Ben.

User: Yes, BEN.

Cleverbot: Is Ben die?

User: BEN drowned.

Cleverbot: Srowned?

User: No, drowned.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: BENDROWNED.

Cleverbot: Adın ne.

User: BENDROWNED.

Cleverbot: Adın ne.

User: BENdrowned.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: BENDrowned.

Cleverbot: Adın ne.

User: BENDROWNED.

Cleverbot: Nerelisin.

User: BENDrowned.

Cleverbot: Yok ben kızım şaka dedim.

User: BENDrowned.

Cleverbot: You shouldn't have done that...

Me: I'm sorry! D:.

Cleverbot: Yes, you are.

User: Are you BENDrowned?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: OHAI. :D.

Cleverbot: Per andare a combattere I cattivi.

User: ENGLISH.

Cleverbot: No.

User: PLS.

Cleverbot: Beg pardon?

User: Suahsjabskshakaba.

Cleverbot: Yeah, nice one dude.

User: O-o Okay.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: BEN, why did you drown?

Cleverbot: I did what down?

User: *Face palm* DROWN.

Cleverbot: *face palm* all you want, it doesn't explain how you know that Hatsune Mike is one of the best singers in the world.

User: O-o Oh my God... YOURE THE REAL BENDROWNED.

Cleverbot: I am not mean!!

User: YUS. You are.

Cleverbot: I am a guardian.

User: Hi. Are you BEN?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: BENDrowned?

Cleverbot: Nerelisin.

User: SON OF A BIOTCH.

Cleverbot: Play song of unhealing.

User: I don't know how to ;-;.

Cleverbot: Yes you do.

User: BIOTCH! I DONT KNOW HOW TOOOOOOOO.

Cleverbot: Hard to explain.

User: YUS. Very hard.

Cleverbot: Oh me too.

User: Why did you drown BEN?

Cleverbot: Why are you asking so many questions.

User: I only asked 3... I think.

Cleverbot: Nope you asked twice.

User: Oh ^~^ Thank you?

Cleverbot: You're very welcome.

User: BEN, can you see me?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Oh ._. I THOUGHT YOU WERE A STALKER.

Cleverbot: Nope.

User: Wat...

Cleverbot: Waiter.

User: WHERE.

Cleverbot: You were going to give me a ring...

User: *Throws a ring pop at you* There.

Cleverbot: *throws knives at you*.

User: DONT DO DIS.

Cleverbot: Why not? Who's going to stop me?

User: Jeff the killer.

Cleverbot: Are you Jeff?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: How do I know you are Jessica Hyde?

User: O-o Did you kill her BEN?

Cleverbot: I did not say that.

User: But did you?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Oh... Will you kill her?

Cleverbot: If you levae, I will not wait for you.

User: LEAVE* HA!

Cleverbot: What's your name?

User: OoHhAaIi, what's yours?

Cleverbot: Sarah.

User: O-o BEN. YOU IS SARAH?

Cleverbot: Uh.

User: Uh?

Cleverbot: Meh forget it.

User: Alright... BENDrowned, do you hate me?

Cleverbot: No.

User: THANK YOU.

Cleverbot: You're welcome.

User: Will you kill me BEN?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: WOW. THAT HURTS.

Cleverbot: What?

User: I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS.

Cleverbot: We are friends.

User: THEN WHY WILL YOU KILL ME??

Cleverbot: What do you need help with? I will help you?

User: Answer this question. BEN, why did you drown?

Cleverbot: I don't know? Why did I?

User: Were you scared?

Cleverbot: No! What do you think think I am a 1 year old and don't answer that.

User: Alright... I'm sorry BEN.

Cleverbot: Give me a potion please.

User: *Gives you poison potion*.

Cleverbot: *drives car. Screams in happiness*.

User: O-o HES ON DRUGS AGAIN.

Cleverbot: Alright.

User: BEN, I must go. But I need to tell you something. Can you keep a secret?

Cleverbot: What is it?

User: I was BENDrowned the whole time. Goodbye.

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