Okie... I got inspiration from @Pixel_Crafter to do dis... Yeah :3
User: Hai.
Cleverbot: Unde??
User: Can I speak to BEN.
Cleverbot: Ben.
User: Yes, BEN.
Cleverbot: Is Ben die?
User: BEN drowned.
Cleverbot: Srowned?
User: No, drowned.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: BENDROWNED.
Cleverbot: Adın ne.
User: BENDROWNED.
Cleverbot: Adın ne.
User: BENdrowned.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: BENDrowned.
Cleverbot: Adın ne.
User: BENDROWNED.
Cleverbot: Nerelisin.
User: BENDrowned.
Cleverbot: Yok ben kızım şaka dedim.
User: BENDrowned.
Cleverbot: You shouldn't have done that...
Me: I'm sorry! D:.
Cleverbot: Yes, you are.
User: Are you BENDrowned?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: OHAI. :D.
Cleverbot: Per andare a combattere I cattivi.
User: ENGLISH.
Cleverbot: No.
User: PLS.
Cleverbot: Beg pardon?
User: Suahsjabskshakaba.
Cleverbot: Yeah, nice one dude.
User: O-o Okay.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: BEN, why did you drown?
Cleverbot: I did what down?
User: *Face palm* DROWN.
Cleverbot: *face palm* all you want, it doesn't explain how you know that Hatsune Mike is one of the best singers in the world.
User: O-o Oh my God... YOURE THE REAL BENDROWNED.
Cleverbot: I am not mean!!
User: YUS. You are.
Cleverbot: I am a guardian.
User: Hi. Are you BEN?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: BENDrowned?
Cleverbot: Nerelisin.
User: SON OF A BIOTCH.
Cleverbot: Play song of unhealing.
User: I don't know how to ;-;.
Cleverbot: Yes you do.
User: BIOTCH! I DONT KNOW HOW TOOOOOOOO.
Cleverbot: Hard to explain.
User: YUS. Very hard.
Cleverbot: Oh me too.
User: Why did you drown BEN?
Cleverbot: Why are you asking so many questions.
User: I only asked 3... I think.
Cleverbot: Nope you asked twice.
User: Oh ^~^ Thank you?
Cleverbot: You're very welcome.
User: BEN, can you see me?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Oh ._. I THOUGHT YOU WERE A STALKER.
Cleverbot: Nope.
User: Wat...
Cleverbot: Waiter.
User: WHERE.
Cleverbot: You were going to give me a ring...
User: *Throws a ring pop at you* There.
Cleverbot: *throws knives at you*.
User: DONT DO DIS.
Cleverbot: Why not? Who's going to stop me?
User: Jeff the killer.
Cleverbot: Are you Jeff?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: How do I know you are Jessica Hyde?
User: O-o Did you kill her BEN?
Cleverbot: I did not say that.
User: But did you?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Oh... Will you kill her?
Cleverbot: If you levae, I will not wait for you.
User: LEAVE* HA!
Cleverbot: What's your name?
User: OoHhAaIi, what's yours?
Cleverbot: Sarah.
User: O-o BEN. YOU IS SARAH?
Cleverbot: Uh.
User: Uh?
Cleverbot: Meh forget it.
User: Alright... BENDrowned, do you hate me?
Cleverbot: No.
User: THANK YOU.
Cleverbot: You're welcome.
User: Will you kill me BEN?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: WOW. THAT HURTS.
Cleverbot: What?
User: I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS.
Cleverbot: We are friends.
User: THEN WHY WILL YOU KILL ME??
Cleverbot: What do you need help with? I will help you?
User: Answer this question. BEN, why did you drown?
Cleverbot: I don't know? Why did I?
User: Were you scared?
Cleverbot: No! What do you think think I am a 1 year old and don't answer that.
User: Alright... I'm sorry BEN.
Cleverbot: Give me a potion please.
User: *Gives you poison potion*.
Cleverbot: *drives car. Screams in happiness*.
User: O-o HES ON DRUGS AGAIN.
Cleverbot: Alright.
User: BEN, I must go. But I need to tell you something. Can you keep a secret?
Cleverbot: What is it?
User: I was BENDrowned the whole time. Goodbye.
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PLOT TWIST BIOTCHES. GOODBYE.