What even is your sexuality? A Dan Howell x Male Reader

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A/N: ok I am aware that Dan would not actually enjoy a party.... just read it ok?

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Dan's POV

"Phil!!!" I screamed to my flat mate. He takes so fucking long to get dressed. We were supposed to be there at 8:30 and it is currently 8:20 and it takes at least 20 minutes by cab. Ugh. I already don't want to be there. To many humans.... But if I don't go I won't be able to meet someone. 'DAMN IT!' I mentally screamed."Phil! God Damn it man hurry up!"
"Alright, alright. I'm coming don't get your panties in a twist." Phil said finally emerging from his room.

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Reader's POV

I got into the cab and told the driver were to go. I was so nervous. 'What if they hate me? What if I have to move, again?' My mind was racing with all the bad situations that could and had a high chance of happening. " You alright back there son?" The driver asked in a northern accent. "I'm fine" I reply with a forced smile. I guess he noticed and he said, " Well what ever your dealing with, don't over think it. I'm sure you'll be fine" he smiled back at me but with a genuine smile of encouragement. "thanks" I reply and get out of the cab. 'Damn it!' I mumble. My shoes suddenly become more interesting when i enter the bar/club. "oof" I run into some one....

Dan's POV

"ugh, how are you eager to be with so may people at one time." I retorted. His smile disappeared slowly as we got out of the cab.  I of course felt fucking awful. How am I ever going to find someone that is, well, MALE! and can deal with all of this. (gesturing to all of himself in his head).  "I'm going in I'll catch you later." Phil says waving. "Wait! your leaving!" I yell  back. its to late. i walk into the club and of course the first thing I do is run right into someone. "oof" he grunts. Its kind of feminine, and cute... "Fuck! I'm so sorry..." i say really fast so he doesn't catch me staring. "Its fine. It was kind of my fault anyhow. I should watch where I'm going" he said with a beautiful accent. His E/C eyes where absolutely stunning in the light. "I'm Dan, bye the way." i stuck out my hand for him to shake. I mentally slap myself and wait for rejection. "I'm Y/N. nice to meet you." he smiles an awkward smile that blows me away, he then takes my hand in his and shakes it. I was so unprepared for this I almost stumbled back from him to catch my breath. I had never felt like this with anyone before, not even Phil.

Minor time skip(I"m lazy...)

"Hey, you want to get out of here and go someplace without all the noise?" I ask. he is a very anti social person like me so I figured we could go elsewhere since that asshole decided to abandon me. (A/N: I love Phil I'm so sorry) "uh, I hardly know you. And i should really be going." he said and got up. My heart sunk. "But here's my number and maybe we can hang out some time" he gave me another one of those gorgeous smiles and a piece of paper. and walked away and Damn that ass was beautiful. 'Snap out of it!!!' I could not believe I got a phone number from such a hot guy!

That was the best and potentially the most dangerous days of my entire life.