Not Ideal; JJK

Chapter 2: Surprise Mofo!

BIG HIT PRACTICE ROOM

JUNGKOOK's POV

We strike the end pose for Blood, Sweat, and Tears. This is the 12th time we've practiced this song today, now it was finally break time. We all drop to the ground once the music ends, still in the V shape we ended in. PD Nim hands some water bottles to Jin Hyung and Jin passes them to Jimin Hyung one at a time, Jimin passes them to J-Hope Hyung, then they get to me, then V Hyung, Leader Hyung, and lastly Suga Hyung. After making sure a water bottle gets to everyone, I open up my bottle and chug it, my throat being relieved from its dryness.

Jimin Hyung comes up to me, "You finally got that handstand down!" His eyes get lost into crescents while smiling happily towards me.

"Yeah, actually we all did very well today!" Namjoon Hyung claps. "Since we did well today..." I gasp. "That means we get to go eat Korean Beef tonight!?" V Hyung realizes excitedly, looking towards PD Nim. "I promised you if you did well you guys could go out to eat..." J-Hope and Taehyung tackle PD Nim with a hug.

"Let's go!"

"Not yet, we all have to get cleaned up."

"Oh right... Let's go quickly!" While laughing at Hyung, we all get up to grab our stuff.

Suddenly the door bursts open and a female voice yells. "Surprise mofos!"

RINSO's POV

10 Minutes ago...

We arrived at Big Hit

"Yo, (cue Xiumin's Yo from Hey Mama!)

how are we supposed to get in? They probably don't know we're Jimin's cousins." Minho states while paying the drive. "Shiz nuggs. You're right." hmmmmmm. What to do? Oh! Light bulb! "Come here, I'll tell you what were gonna do." I say, with a sly grin across my face.

A few moments later...

Minho walks into the building, headed toward what he assumed was the front desk, with a young woman typing away on her computer. He clears his throat. "Excuse me," the young woman looks up, awaiting a response. "I have a few questions, would you be able to answer them?" Smiling, the woman replies "Of course!"

I was behind Minho while walking in. 'Thank god she didn't notice me...' crouching down to crawl away in search of the practice room. 'Ah, ball sacks. I should've looked at a map of this place before doing this.' Too busy being disappointed in myself, I don't realize there's a wall in front of me and run into it. "Fuck." looking up at the wall, I see a map and scoff. "Well isn't that convenient?"

After finding my destination, I knock on the door lightly and wait. After waiting for about 10 seconds, I burst in and yell. "Surprise mofos!"

All eyes widen and turn to me. "Ri-" Jimin gets interrupted by Minho running in and pulling me along with him "Why did you yell that so loud!? The security is coming now!" Minho and I run behind Jimin. "Woop, Woop, that's the the sound of the police!" I laugh, while Minho glares at me. "Can't you take anything seriously?"

Just as I was about to respond when the security came in. "You two come out from behind Jimin. You aren't allowed in this room." Jimin raises his hands up to his chest and frantically shakes them. His head moves back and forth. "No, No, No! (seulpeohajima No No No honjaga anya No No No) There is a misunderstanding!" You don't need to worry about them. They're my cousins." the security guards relax and Jimin pulls me to one side of him and Minho to the other side, then whispering "Apologize." multiple times. Of course, I heard what Jimin said. I just didn't want to apologize. It was worth it. Based on Minho's confused expression, he couldn't hear what Jimin said, so we both just ended up staying quiet.

Jimin then puts a hand on each of our heads and forces us down to bow. "I'm so sorry for their behavior." We bow, and Jimin releases us from his forced bow. The guards bow before leaving out of the door I just busted into.

"Damn Jim, when did you get so strong?" Minho asked while rubbing the back of his head. "That doesn't matter," Jimin said, and I turned to my brother. "We need to do this over again." I pouted, this didn't go according to plan. Jimin wasn't supposed to be mad! He was to be dying of happiness from seeing us, not glaring at us! While I'm still pouting, Jimin makes the mistake of looking at me. Our pouts, mostly mine, always soften Jimin's already soft heart. "Rin-ah, stop pouting. I promise you I'm not mad anymore." Jimin hugs Minho and I. "But don't do that again! What if I wasn't here to say you two are innocent? You'd get in a lot of trouble! Of course, this wouldn't be the first time... but still!" At least I know his nagging didn't change.

AN:// How are you guys liking it so far? It's actually kinda fun writing, of course it's fun!