I'm just going to put a bunch of the things @ lukeevansisdivine and I made up in this chapter. So, if they don't make sense I apologize. (This is Fields talking)
DRIVER WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT STABBING ZUES?!!
GASTON NO YOU CANT GO HUNTING WITH DRIVER HE WILL KILL YOU IN THE WOODS!
AND NO ARAMIS YOU CANT USE THE ANTLERS AS SWORDS WHILE YOU DRINK WINE
NO OWEN WE NEED THE BRIDGES TO GET OUT OF THE VILLAGE
BRUCE PUT THE MONEY BACK IN REGISTER
OH MY GOD APOLLO STOP LOOKING AT YOUR SHINY ARMOR IN THE MIRROR YOU'VE BEEN SPENDING TOO MUCH TIME WITH GASTON
VLAD STOP DRAINING THE VILLAGERS BLOOD, IF THERES NO PEOPLE THERES NO VILLAGE
ZUES COULD YOU HELP ME?! YOURE THE OLDEST!! APOLLO COULD YOU ASK ZUES IF HE COU- DRIVER PUT KNIFE DOWN AND WALK AWAY FROM ARAMIS
NO DRIVER DRIVER! NO NO NO! YOU CANT PUT YOUR MACHINE IN HERE THE FLOOR WILL BE COVERED IN BLOOD
OWEN YOU HAVE TO PARK YOUR TANK OUTSIDE THE VILLAGE NOT HERE! UGH!
WENTWORTH WHERE IS LEFOU? I THOUGHT YOU WERE CHECKING HIS TEETH? VLAD STEP AWAY FROM ARAMIS!! ARAMIS ITS FINE HE IS NOT THE DEVIL
NONO BILLY YOU CANNOT DRIVE OWENS TANK YOURE BARELY A RESPONSIBLE ADULT
OH MY GOD! WHERE IS MARSTON HE WAS SUPPOSED TO COME HERE WITH JOHN AND TEACH YOU GUYS SOMETHING ABOUT LITERATURE BECAUSE I CANT GO AROUND GIVING DRIVER IDEAS OF EDGAR ALLAN POE
NO GASTON DO NOT GIVE DRIVER YOUR CROSSBOW
OH MY ZEUS! EVERYBODY STOP OR I'LL LET VLAD SUCK YOUR BLOOD AND NO DRIVER YOU CANT HELP HIM
OWEN GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE AND GIVE ME KEY FOR THE TANK
OWEN WHY DO YOU HAVE A KEYCHAIN OF A BRIDGE?! YOU ARE ALL SICK AND I NEED A GIRLFRIEND! WAIT IVE HAD A GIRLFRIEND BUT DRIVER KILLED HER AND GASTON WAS BEING A CREEP
OWEN KEEP YOUR SHIRT ON WE DONT NEED TO SEE YOUR BURN SCARS
NO GASTON YOU CANNOT SEE WHERE I GOT SHOT
NO GASTON STOP STEALING VLAD'S CLOTHES AND PLEASE STOP JUMPING ON THE TABLES
VLAD GET OFF THE CEILING!!
NO DRIVER YOU CANT HAVE MY EDGAR ALLAN POE BOOKS
WENTWORTH WHY DID YOU GIVE DRIVER THAT SCALPEL
GASTON AND ARAMIS STOP THE SWORD FIGHTING
WHERE IS BARD HE WAS SUPPOSED TO HELP ME HANDLE YOU GUYS
GOD DAMNIT GASTON STOP GIVING ARAMIS WINE HE IS ALL DRUNK
GASTON DONT YOUR DARE CHALLENGE DRIVER AND ARAMIS TO A KNIFE THROWING CONTEST
(These are my favorite ones)
WHO DUCT TAPED BILLY TO THE WALL?!
NO DRIVER YOU CANNOT GIVE ARAMIS A HAIR CUT WITH FLAME THROWER
AND DONT LEND THE CHAINSAW TO DRIVER
Okay, well I think I'll leave it there! I hope you enjoyed Fields yelling at everyone.
If you have a funny line for anyone of Luke's characters don't be shy to comment it or anything 😆
Bye! Don't let Driver murder you in your sleep 😂
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