SCOTT GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE AND PUT THE BOTTLE DOWN
GASTON WHY ARE YOU THROWING EGGS AT WENTWORTH STOP BEING SUCH A CHILD
LEFOU CONTROL YOUR BOYFRIEND
DRIVER PUT THE QUIVER DOWN...NOW! AND STOP TAPING BILLY TO RANDOM PLACES
OML BARD FOR THE LAST TIME VLAD IS NOT AN ACTUAL DRAGON PUT THE FREAKING BLACK ARROW DOWN!!
*Driver makes fun of him for not swearing*
DRIVER IM NOT GOING TO SWEAR IN FRONT OF A CHILD!! *points at Billy*
IM NOT A CHILD IM ALMOST 21 AND I SWEAR ALL THE BLOODY TIME
SHUT UP BILLY! IM TRYING TO BE ON YOUR SIDE HERE!
*Gaston throws an egg at Fields' head* YOU SON OF A MOTHERFUCKING BLOODY BITCH *Fields looks at Gaston and grabs Bard's bow from his hands* YOU DONT FUCK WITH MY HAIR YOU PIECE IF REJECTED SHIT *Fields points at Gaston with the bow*
*Zeus grabs his lightning bolt* FIELDS THATS NOT HOW WE ACT IN FRONT OF YOUR ELDERS!!
*Fields breathes heavily* WELL SOMEONE NEEDS TO TEACH ALL OF THESE CHILDREN SOME MANNERS AND ALL YOU ARE DOING IS KILLING ARES AND RESCUING ATHENA
NO THATS A LIE!! I DESTROYED A MOUNTAIN IN A VERY SEXY WAY ALL YOU DID WAS FANBOY OVER A BOOK AUTHOR
WELL AT LEAST I KNOW HOW TO READ AND I DONT GO AROUND BLINDING PEOPLE LIKE APOLLO
*Apollo* HEY DONT DRAG ME INTO THIS. YOU SHOULD APOLLO-GIZE 😏😏😏
OH SHUT UP!
*Apollo makes a really hurt face*
*Gaston throws another egg at Fields head*
AHHHHH *Fields points the arrow at LeFou*
IF ANYONE OF YOU MISBEHAVES AGAIN I WILL SHOOT LEFOU
*Gaston* YOU WOULD SAY ANYTHING TO BE RIGHT, YOUR WORD IS HARDLY PROVEN
STOP SAYING YOUR MOVIE LINES YOU DIE ANYWAY NO ONE CARES!!
*shocked gasps from around the room*
*LeFou* YOU BITCH! *LeFou tackles Fields and slaps him* THERES NO MAN IN TOWN HALF HIS MANLY AND IN A WRESTLING MATCH NOBODY BITES LIKE GASTON *LeFou pulls his shirt up and shows everyone the biting marks*
YOU ARE READING
Detective Fields and the Adventures of Babysitting
FanfictionHonestly this is just a story about what would happen is all of Luke's characters just went and hung out a Gaston's tavern. Fields is being a total dad and tries to babysit all the characters. Like trying to keep Driver from killing people, keeping...
