Strange (Severus Snape FanFiction)

Pranks

Jamie's P.O.V-

  Boooorrrrrreeeed
It's been about 2 weeks since I had to stay at Hogwarts,since then I've just been taking lessons,which I would add an explosion here or there,and eating cookies,on occasion I would annoy Snape so he would let me go on a walk by myself.

But now I have nothing to do and I'm pretty sure I'm gonna die of boredom.

Unless

"Yin,"
"Hoo?"
"Get the paint."
"Hoo"

Yin flew into my trunk,which I magically enchanted so it was bigger on the inside (A/N: 😉),and took a few trips to get a couple small cans of paint and some paintbrushes.

If I can't have entertainment I'll make it myself
-cue evil laughter-

I grab my supplies and put it in my satchel,took my invisibility ring,and walk towards Snape's personal room.He's at the Apothecary getting some supplies,the only reason I didn't come is because he was tired of me annoying him.

Hmm what would his password be

"Potions?" nope
"I heart cauldrons"no result
"I love children" It was worth a shot

Screw it

"Alohomora."

Well I knew that wouldn't work,but it was worth a try,time to use one of my one spells.

"Reserare,"

And with that the door slowly opened

-hacker voice- I'm in.

It looked pretty dark and gloomy in here

Like my soul.Anyway time to get down to business.

I quickly set the paint and brushes on the ground, I look around to see that the place was similar to mine.

While I'm here might as well look around, I knew that one of the doors led to a closet so I went towards the other one.

And to no one's surprise it's a potion laboratory thingy.The man needs a hobby.This must also be where he puts his supplies.

Welp I better stop messing around and get back to the main focus,pranking Snape.Though this may be a small prank,but it will irritate him,and that's good enough for me.

I made my way back to my supplies,and took his personal cauldron which was on his desk.

I then proceeded to draw little pink flowers and a rainbow.

Once I was finished I grabbed all of his cauldrons and painted on each one of them.I painted a Gryffindor crest on a few,some rainbows,and a few kawaii cats here and there.

Now onto phase 2..

I quickly made my way over to his closet to see basically the same clothes he always wore.
It's like someone just copy and pasted the inside of his closet over and over again.

This dude could possibly be a depressing version of Spongebob.

I began to paint on a few of his robes from rainbows to flowers and one saying I like big butts and I can not lie.

I wandlessly put an illusion charm on it so you won't see it until someone wears it.

I cleaned up the mess I made with a wave of my hand,put everything back where it belongs,and gathered my stuff,when I heard the door open.

Front row seats

I quickly put my ring on and walked over to see Snape going to put his ingredients up.

I silently followed him through the door.

He didn't notice anything when he put his ingredients up.

He made his way over to the cupboard with the cauldrons and opened it to see my little surprise.

Did I mention I made it so when he opened it pink paint would be splattered all over his robes.

"CASTER!"

Welp gotta go fast!

I ran out the rooms and into my room,took off the ring,put up my satchel,sat calmly at my desk,and purposely left my door unlocked.

A few minutes later Snape slammed my door open and looked like he was about to murder me.

"Do you need something professor?" I asked politely.

"I know you did this!"He said holding up a one of the cauldrons.

"I have no idea what you're talking about,though I didn't know you were such an artist."

"Don't play dumb,since I can't take points or give you detention I'm taking you to the headmaster."

He grabbed my wrist and quickly pulled me out of the room and down the hallway towards Dumbledore.

As I was being forced to go to Dumbledore's office against my will,I noticed that he was wearing some new robes,and specifically the one that was painted in neon pink with the words I Like Big Butts And I Can Not Lie on the back.

I tried to keep my composure and not break down laughing,due to the fact that he was completely oblivious on what was on his robes.

We finally made our way to the headmaster's office.
Snapey mutter the password,dragged me up the stairs,and pushed open the giant doors.To see Dumbledore talking with McGonagall.

"Professor Snape,Ms.Caster what can I do for you?"

"She decided to ruin all of my cauldrons!" He said as he showed the cauldron again.

"I think it looks lovely," Dumbledore replied.

"She also ruined one of my robes!"He complained

"Oh you have plenty Severus,"

"This is not over,"He growled at me.

He turned around to walk towards the door only to hear all of us burst out laughing.

"What is it now!"

"Oh nothing professor carry on,"I answered.

"Now Ms.Caster I enjoy a good joke as much as the next person,but don't you think you should let him know now?" Professor McGonagall said.

"Know what...."He asked dangerously low.

"Why don't you take off your outer robe and see for yourself"I chuckled.

He undid his buttons,took the robes off,and looked behind it.

That's my cue to run for my life

I dashed out of the room,down the stairs,and ran towards the girls restroom.

I eventually made  it into a stall without Snape finding me.Though I did hear the occasional yelling of my name.

I put the lid of the toilet down and sat on it.

I wonder what I should do now........

My thoughts were cut off when a bunch of glitter,and 
glue was dumped on me.

"Who the hell!"

I look up to see Snape smirking with an empty bucket above my head.

"I told you this wasn't over,"

I quickly stood up and slammed the stall door open.
Snape ran away,and I ran after him.

"GET BACK HERE YOU BASTARD!" I yelled.

"Not a chance!" He shouted back.

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After about 15 minutes of running he managed to escape from my grasp.

"DON'T THINK YOU CAN HIDE FOR EVER!"I yelled out to nothing in particular,but I'm pretty sure he could hear it.

This means war....

A prank war...