South Park Preferences *COMPLETE*

Cute Texts:

Stan
H: Hey, dude. Still coming over to mine in about an hour?
Y: Dude. Did you seriously just call me dude?
H: Yeah, but you're MY dude...
H: Forever<33333
Y: You make it impossible not to love you, and yeah I am coming over.
H: YAY!!!!!!

Kyle
H: Hey, Stan. Can you come over, please?
Y: Rude.
H: Oops....
Y: You said you were busy...
H: I am!
Y: ....
H: Okay, fine. I'm planning a surprise for your birthday and Stan's kinda helping out.

Cartman
Y: I'm fat...
H: No, you're not!
Y: I JUST ATE TWO MCDONALD'S HAMBURGERS!
H: I JUST ATE 9 COOKIES
Y: You have cookies?...
H: The back door is open.

Kenny
H: FIGHT ME
Y: COME AT ME
H: HITS YOU
H: WITH MY LIPS
H: ON YOUR LIPS
H: SOFTLY
Y: If this is how we're gonna fight, can we fight all the time?

Craig
H: Wanna know something?
Y: Of course!
H: Loving you is the second best thing I ever did.
Y: Second?....
H: Finding you was the first best thing I ever did.

Tweek
Y: I'm so tired and I miss you!
H: Me too! I miss you!
Y: I feel like I died, and now I'm a zombie.
H: At least you're a cute zombie.

Clyde
H: Send a selfie!
H: This time take it off.
Y: Take it off?
H: The makeup. You're perfect without it.

Token
Y: You still jealous?
H: No.
H: But...
H: You're mine.
H: All the other guys can fuck off.

Butters
H: You look beautiful today<3
Y: What? You haven't seen me yet<3
H: I don't have to<3

Damien
H: Are you still mad?
Y: What do you think?!
H: I think I'm going to bring your favorite junk foods over and binge watch your favorite movies with you.
Y: Shit, boy. ILY!

Pip
Y: I love you, sweetheart.
H: I love you, darling.
Y: I noticed you never say "too."
H: Too means in addition, but I don't love you in addition to you loving me, I'd love you even if you hated me.

Christophe
H: I'm miss you. Come over?
H: I got all the best junk foods and drinks :D
H: And the best movies. All your favorites!!

Douchebag
H: Your smile is so pretty.
H: Your eyes are gorgeous.
H: You're perfect.
H: How'd I get so lucky?
H: Sleep well, beautiful.

Wendy
H: You know what's beautiful? Say the first word again.
Y: The first word again.
H: Yeah, say it.
Y: It.
H OMG! I'M TRYING TO BE CUTE
Y: I think you're the cute one out of us both.
H: I LOVE YOU SO FUCKING MUCH

Bebe
Y: Do you like me as much as you like pizza?
H: I'd give up pizza for you.
Y: Damn, girl!
H: You're a million times better than pizza <3

Pete
Y: What do you like about me?
H: I don't like you.
Y: DUDE!
H: I love you.
H: I love everything about you.

Michael
H: Hey, what's up?
Y: I hiccuped and spilt my drink...
H: You're like super fucking cute.
H: All the time.