Stan
I'll treat you like my homework: slam you on the table and do you all night long.
Kyle
Can I follow you? 'Cause my mom told me to follow my dreams
Cartman
Your lips look lonely... would they like to meet mine?
Kenny
Do you want to go on a ate? I'll give you the D later
Craig
Is there a cell phone in your back pocket? 'Cause that ass is calling me
Tweek
Do you have a name? Or can I call you mine?
Clyde
Are you flappy bird? 'Cause I'd tap you all night
Token
Damn, girl! Is your name WIFI? 'Cause I'm feeling a connection
Butters
Can I touch you? I want to tell everyone I was touched by an angel
Damien
You remind me of Alice, so my body can be your wonderland
Pip
You know, darling, my lips won't kiss them self
Christophe
You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?
Douchebag
When God made you, he was showing off
Wendy
If I were a cat, I'd spend all 9 lives with you
Bebe
You're hotter than the bottom of my laptop
Pete
What time do you have to be back in heaven?
Michael
So you must be the reason men fall in love
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South Park Preferences *COMPLETE*
FanfictionONLY FEMALE READER! Sorry! Imagine what it'd be like to date your favorite characters of South Park? Well, read to find out! Characters invovled: Stan Kyle Cartman Kenny Craig Tweek Clyde Token Butters Damien Pip Wendy Bebe Pete Michael Random South...
