Forever Alone club

I AM NUMBER FOUR

(Spoiler Alert)

I READ ALL THE BOOKS, EVEN UNITED AS ONE. I EVEN JUST FINISHED GENERATION ONE.

I AM SUCH A FANGIRL FOR THIS BOOK.

NINE IS THE ABSOLUTE BEST

SIX IS BADASS

SAM IS ADORABLE

DON'T MENTION THE NAME SARAH AROUND ME. EVER. I'LL CRY.

JOHN IS LOVE. JOHN IS LIFE. NINE CALLS HIM JOHNNY.

NINE IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL.

ELLA IS SO CALM WHILE I'M OVER HERE CRYING FOR 7 HOURS STRAIGHT BECAUSE NIGEL ALMOST  DIED

FIVE DID NOT DESERVE THAT KIND OF DEATH, EVEN IF HE DID WHAT HE HAD DONE.

MARINA IS SAVAGE AF WITH THAT ICICLE OF HERS

NINE IS STILL MY SPIRIT ANIMAL

I SHIPPED SAM AND SIX SINCE THEY MET

MARK, WTF

MARK.

MARK, WHY?

JOHN THINKS THAT JUST BECAUSE HE CAN GROW A PEACH FUZZ MEANS HE CAN GO ALL INCOGNITO

AM I STILL TALKING ABOUT NINE?

SETRAKUS RA, WTF WHY SARAH?

PHIRI DUN RA YOU STUPID SACK OF SHIT

HOW MANY TIMES WILL YOU SHUT DOWN TEH DAMN SHIP, SAM?!

NINE IS LOVE. NINE IS LIFE. NINE SAYS STUFF LIKE "Come on Johnny. I'll show you what sexy is." AND "Of all the aftermath of war I've ever seen, this is the worst! Do your political part and get this man some pants!"

FIVE... YOU ARE THE PHYSCOPATHIC BUDDHA.

JOHN IS ON FIRE... LITERALLY.

NINE, WHY MUST YOU MAKE US LOVE YOU, JUST SO YOU CAN LOSE A DAMN ARM?

FIVE IS A PIRATE, ARGH. I SEE IT IN THE EYEPATCH AND THE CRAZED LOOK.

NINE.

NINE.

NINE.

NINE.

NINE, YOU ARE EVERYONE WHO HAS READ THE BOOK'S FAVORITE, WITH THE EXCEPTION OF A FEW PEOPLE...

... AND ODDLY ENOUGH MY FAVORITE CHARACTER IS STILL MARINA. NINE IS MY SECOND FAVORITE.

MARINA TOOK OUT FIVE'S EYE

MARINA THREATENED TO TAKE OUT THE OTHER.

MARINA HATES FIVE'S GUTS AND CONTINUOUSLY WANTS TO KILL HIM, EVEN AFTER HIS REDEMPTION.

MARINA CRIED OVER EIGHT THOUGH AND KISSED JOHN.

BUT JOHN LOVED SARAH.

UNTIL SARAH... CRI ;-;

AND SO DID SIX...

BUT NOW SHE LOVES SAM...

BUT SHE STILL KISSED JOHN...

BUT JOHN THOUGHT IT WAS SARAH BECAUSE HE WAS DYING AND BARELY CONSCIOUS...

IT'S SIX'S FAULT HAIR DYING HER HAIR BLONDE.

I STILL LOVE HER THOUGH.

AND SHE STILL LOVES SAM.

AND JOHN IS BLONDE TOO.

SO WAS SARAH UNTIL SHE... CRI ;-;

MARINA CRIES EVERYTIM

ELLA DIES EVERYTIM

JOHN IS JUST JOHN EVERYTIM

NINE IS SEXY EVERYTIM

I NEED TO STOP.

NIIIIIIIIIIINE... ALMOST KILLED JOHN SEVERAL TIMES. ONCE OR TWICE ON PURPOSE.

JOHN IS OP... BUT I LOVE IT.

...Okay, I'll stop.

President I love Marina and Nine the same pull the trigger, out. Peace.