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Remember Stan?

Hey guys. Remember Stan? The stalker guy. The one who gave leters? He haven't go to school since a few days ago and i know why. All i say is BranchieAndPoppy and HellaGayGuyDiamond you guys are Facked

I recieved a Box today and inside it is
Cassette and it's Stan. Just listen to it

Dear Misses I'm-Too-Good-To-Call-Or-Write-My-Fans,
This'll be the last package
I ever send your ass
It's been six months and still no word. I don't deserve it?
I know you got my last two letters;
I wrote the addresses on 'em perfect
So this is my cassette I'm sending you, I hope you hear it
I'm in the car right now, I'm doing 90 on the freeway
Hey Karylle and Bri, I drank a fifth of vodka, you dare me to drive?
You know the song by Phil Collins "In the Air Tonight"
About that guy who could have saved that other guy from drowning
But didn't, then Phil saw it all, then at a show he found him?
That's kinda how this is, you coulda rescued me from drowning
Now it's too late. I'm on a 1000 downers now, I'm drowsy
And all I wanted was a lousy letter or a callI hope you know
I ripped all of your pictures off the wallI love you, Karlylle, we coulda been together, think about it
You ruined it now, I hope you can't sleep and you dream about it
And when you dream I hope you can't sleep and you scream about it
I hope your conscience eats at you and you can't breathe without me
See, Bri,—shut up bitch! I'm trying to talk!
Hey, Karylle and Bri, that's my girlfriend screaming in the trunk,
But I didn't slit her throat, I just tied her up. See, I ain't like you
Cause if she suffocates she'll suffer more, and then she'll die, too
Well, gotta go, I'm almost at the bridge now
Oh shit, I forgot, how am I supposed to send this shit out?

Then it stoped and i am suprised how can the box get to my house. So.. Stan died in a car crash or what? So BranchieAndPoppy and HellaGayGuyDiamond you guys are facked now