I'm So Fucking White It Hurts

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Look!

It's fucking August and I still haven't tanned at all! Bullshit!

It's fucking August and I still haven't tanned at all! Bullshit!

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I'm not your average white bread...

I'm fucking Wonderbread.

I'm not your average cracker either...

I'm a fucking Ritz's cracker.










Why am I so white??

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