((WARNING: STRONG LAGUAGE AHEAD))


Come to banter with me, have you now, Lad? That's cool, I suppose.
Before we get started, I guess I should tell you a little about me- self!

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
And if I had to fuck someone,
It would be you ;)

I Status I Offline
I Name I Conor Kirkland (also known as Conor O'Leary-Kirkland)
I Country I Northern Ireland (no, I'm not the Republic.)
I Age I 18
I Birthday I May 3rd
I Appearance I has dyed ginger hair (naturally a dark dirty blonde), green eyes,
freckles, short legs, and fairly fit
I Height I 165 cm (5'5)
I Gender I Male
I Sexuality I "Straight unless you catch me drunk!" (Bisexual)
I Position I Uke
I Relationships I
u1 - @galacticnovanian
- status - dating
u2 -
- status -
u3
- status - "Love me please.."
I Smut I
It's okay with me if it's okay with you, just lemme know ;)

Family ~
I Older Brothers I
Scotland - @APH_Scotland_
England -
Wales - @Thugwales
Republic of Ireland - CrzPotatoes

I Somewhat-Siblings I
Sealand - @-SailorsoftheSea
Brighton - @APHBrighton
I Half-Brothers I America -
Canada - @Punchinthejewels
Australia - @YamiRyou666
New Zealand -

((Just ask to join! Don't be shy!))

Friends~

I Close Friends I
Italy - @Pastably_Feli
Prussia - @Gigitheprussian
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❤ Some of my favourite things ❤
POTATOES 🥔
FOOTBALL ⚽
BEER 🍺
THE TITANIC 🚢
GAME OF THRONES ⚔️
ALTERNATIVE MUSIC 🎸
(and hot girls are nice too~!)

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👻 Fears and other shit I hate 👻
TICKING NOISES 🚐
DAMN ICEBERGS
BEING HUNGRY 👿
SNAKES 🐍
BEING ALONE 😭
BEING UNIMPORTANT
MY LIFE 😖

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-Admin Facts-
Name: idc

Gender: she/her

Sexuality: bisexual? Idk anymore

Nationality: 'Murican

Bye. I'll be over here with my flannels.
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Apparently wattpad is under maintenance right now so I'm just gonna go watch youtube with the Admin :T
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