My expressional journal of amazingness

I WARNED YOU ALL!!!!!

Look, heres the deal. I'm a very random person who says some very random things. The minute you opened this book, I warned you so now you must suffer. Anyways, onwards! If Jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land? (Thx Bo) why do you bake cookies but cook bacon? Aren't onion rings just vegetable doughnuts? Isn't ketchup just tomato jam? (since a tomato is a fruit). Are rocks soft but they tense up when we touch them? Why do paper cuts hurt so much? Why do Gerbils exist? Chihuahuas are strange dogs with their tiny size and bulging eyes. Don't get me started on those ears. When dogs bark and communicate, what are they saying with their constant barking? As we say I'm hungry, maybe they are saying something with no relation to any language we've ever known. But paper cuts really hurt! When we die and if we make the wrong religion choice, do we get a do over or what? Lines aren't actually what we are familiar with because a line goes on forever while a line segment stops at a point (Thanks 5th grade math, the only thing I ever remember learning there). Why do we go through 4 (two are optional but you should do all of them kiddos) schools instead of one or two? Why do the special needs kids have a short bus? Why can't it be normal sized? And finally, is there a color out there in space we've never seen?

A/N: Thanks everybody, more people are reading this then I thought. I know I'm not posting frequently and I'm trying to get better on that. I'm not gonna give you guys excuses (even if I have plenty) because you guys deserve these chapters of just plain randomness and my personal life shouldn't get in the way of that. Fondest Regards, Sincere Apologies,
                                                                                           (From the late Pearl Attaway!) PhoenixFighter22