Stabbed Herself 50 Times

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Peasant: Did you hear Niall Horan/Harry Styles from 1D got a girlfriend?

Me: Oh really?

Niall Horan:....

Liam Payne:....

Louis Tomlinson:....

Zayn Malik:....

Harry Styles:....

Queen of England:....

Oprah:....

Obama:....

Random People:....

Police: So she just jumped off the cliff and stabbed herself 50 times?

Me: That's about it

Police:....

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