Alvin : ...but kiss the others girls you see, bro.
Simon : Well, I see Brittany and Eleanor...
Alvin : Kiss them.
Simon : Well...
Brittany : Are you guys mad? To kiss Simon? Me? You mean, the prettiest and the best of all us, has to kiss the boring nerd? Don't think so.
Simon : Well, excuuuuuuse my rudeness, but you're pissing me off, Brittany. I don't enjoy that kiss more than you do...
Brittany : Uh, yeah. You obviously do. I'm so pretty and shiny you're becoming blind.
Simon *coldly* : It's not because you're pretty that I want to. And let me tell you that Jeanette is prettier than you.
Brittany *eyerolls* : Such a moron you are.
Alvin : Britt, calm down, please...! Kiss yourselves quickly, and let's drop tué subject! This is a dare, you have to do it.
*They look at themselves angrily, and kiss quickly*
Eleanor : Me! Kiss me now, Si.
Brittany *disgusted* : Can't believe you're such impatient. It felt like kissing an old piece of paper.
Simon *killerlook* : Thank you.
Eleanor *giggles* : I like paper.
*She kisses him*
Alvin : Brittany, don't make this angry face.
Brittany : Ugh.
Alvin : Come with me, baby.
*She looks at him shyly*
Alvin : See you!
*They leave their brosters, hand in the hand*
