Tinder [UNFINISHED]

Audio Clip 2

Daniel-D, Jisung-J, Sungwoon-SW, Seongwoo-O

"Mr. Daniel Kang. Where were you gone for nearly 8 hours with Sungwoon's car?"

"Shit."

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J:Well? Where were you?

D:Umm. I went to the boardwalk."

Sw:No one goes there for no reason. The only people who go there are kids or couples. You're not in a relationship though."

D:I know I'm not. I still haven't gotten a match."

J:After a week? Usually you'd get a match on the first day, maybe a few days after but not a week."

Sw:Yeah. Maybe he's lying."

D:I'm not! I haven't got a match yet. Now, I'm really tired so I'll be on my way to my room-"

J;Oh no you don't. You give us your phone to look at your recent history."

D:What history?"

Sw:Daniel don't-"

J:DANIEL EUIGEON KANG YOU COME BACK HERE RIGHT NOW."

(Running noises. A door slams and there's faint laughter)

J:"OPEN UP, BITCH!"

Sw:"Yeoreojweo, yeoreojweo, yeoreojweo!~"

J:"SUNGWOON I LOVE YOUR SINGING BUT DANIEL IS HIDING SOMETHING FROM US."

Sw:"Oh yeah."

J:"DANIEL KANG YOU OPEN THE DOOR TO YOUR MOTHER RIGHT NOW."

D:"(Muffled) NO FUCK YOU MOM."

J:"WHY IS THERE RINGING NOISES WHO ARE YOU CALLING?"

D:"(Muffled) A FRIEND OF MINE. Hi can you pick me up."

Sw:"Nayana! Nayana!~

J:"SUNGWOON PLEEEEEASE."

Sw:"Sowwy."

D:"(muffled) Oh yeah you can't drive. Well can you take the bus or something. Oh that's just my annoying best friend Jisung yelling at me. That's the reason I'm leaving."

Sw:"EUIGEON PLEASE"

(For those confused, Kang Euigeon was Daniels birth name but he legally changed it to Kang Daniel after people found it difficult to pronounce his name, even his own parents! So he is now the lovely Kang Daniel we have today 😊)

D:"Ok bye (whispering noises)"

J:"WHAT DID YOU WHISPER TO YOUR FRIEND I HEARD SOMETHING!!"

Sw:"Jisung leave him alone you can't spend your time-"

J:"I can and I will."

Sw:"I'll give you a kiss if-"

J:"Ok let's go."

D:"(Muffled) FINALLY."