knock..knock jokes

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1. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah good place we can get something to eat?

2. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in ; it’s cold out here.

3. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Adore.
Adore who?
Adore is between us. Open up!

4. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
A herd.
A herd who?
A herd you were home, so I came over!

5. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Anee.
Anee,who?
Anee one you like!

6. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up, it’s cold out here!

7. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Needle.
Needle who?
Needle little money for the movies.

8. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dozen.
Dozen who?
Dozen anybody want to let me in?

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