1.
Q: In a one-story pink house, there was a pink person, a pink cat, a pink fish, a pink computer, a pink chair, a pink table, a pink telephone, a pink shower– everything was pink!
What color were the stairs?
A: There weren’t any stairs, it was a one story house!
2.
Q: A dad and his son were riding their bikes and crashed. Two ambulances came and took them to different hospitals. The man’s son was in the operating room and the doctor said, “I can’t operate on you. You’re my son.”
How is that possible?
A: The doctor is his mom!
3.
Q: Poor people have it. Rich people need it. If you eat it you die.
What is it?
A: Nothing
4.
Q: What comes down but never goes up?
A: Rain
5.
Q: I’m tall when I’m young and I’m short when I’m old.
What am I?
A: A candle
6.
Q: Mary’s father has 5 daughters – Nana, Nene, Nini, Nono.
What is the fifth daughters name?
A: It’s Mary!
7.
Q: What word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
A: Short
8.
Q: What travels around the world but stays in one spot?
A: A stamp!
9.
Q: What occurs once in a minute, twice in a moment and never in one thousand years?
A: The letter M
10.
Q: What has 4 eyes but can’t see?
A: Mississippi
11.
Q: If I have it, I don’t share it. If I share it, I don’t have it.
What is it?
A: A Secret.
12.
Q: Take away my first letter, and I still sound the same. Take away my last letter, I still sound the same. Even take away my letter in the middle, I will still sound the same. I am a five letter word.
What am I?
A: EMPTY
13.
Q: What has hands but can not clap?
A: A clock
14.
Q: What can you catch but not throw?
A: A cold.
15.
Q: What is at the end of a rainbow?
A: The letter W!
16.
Q: What is as light as a feather, but even the world’s strongest man couldn’t hold it for more than a minute?
A: His breath!
17.
Q: What starts with the letter “t”, is filled with “t” and ends in “t”?
A: A teapot!
18.
Q: What is so delicate that saying its name breaks it?
A: Silence.
19.
Q: What goes up when rain comes down?
A: An umbrella!
20.
Q: What is the longest word in the dictionary?
A: Smiles, because there is a mile between each ‘s’
21.Q: If I drink, I die. If i eat, I am fine.
What am I?
A: A fire!
22.
Q: A man was driving his truck. His lights were not on. The moon was not out. Up ahead, a woman was crossing the street. He stopped.
How did he see her?
A: It was a bright and sunny day!
23.
Q: What kind of tree can you carry in your hand?
A: A palm!
24.
Q: If an electric train is travelling south, which way is the smoke going?
A: There is no smoke, it’s an electric train!
25.
Q: Which weighs more, a pound of feathers or a pound of bricks?
A: Neither, they both weigh one pound!
26.
Q: How many months have 28 days?
A: All 12 months!
27.
Q: If a blue house is made out of blue bricks, a yellow house is made out of yellow bricks and a pink house is made out of pink bricks, what is a green house made of?
A: Glass
28.
Q: We see it once in a year, twice in a week, and never in a day.
What is it?
A: The letter “E”
29.
Q: Mr. Blue lives in the blue house, Mr. Pink lives in the pink house, and Mr. Brown lives in the brown house.
Who lives in the white house?
A: The president!
30.
Q: They come out at night without being called, and are lost in the day without being stolen.
What are they?
A: Stars!
31.
Q: How do you make the number one disappear?
A: Add the letter G and it’s “GONE”
Q; What goes up but never comes down?
A: Your age!
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