Fairy Tail Boyfriend Scenarios

They See A Spider

NATSU:
You: *screams*
Natsu: WHATS WRONG?!
You: SPIDER!!
Natsu: *kills spider*
You: MY HERO *hugs Natsu*

GRAY:
Gray: *sees spider* Well shit
You: KILL IT!!
Gray: Alright alright *kills spider*
You: DAMNIT GRAY! NOW THE SPIDER WILL HAUNT US

LAXUS:
You: SPIDER!!! LAXUS GET IT!
Laxus: *picks up spider* I got it. You want it?
You: LAXUS THAT IS NOT WHAT I MENT *runs out of house*
Laxus: You wanted me to get it..

STING:
Sting: *screams*
You: STING! What's wrong?
Sting: SPIDER
You: OH MY GOD WHERE!? *jumps in Sting's arms*

ROGUE:
You: Rogue.. there's a spider, come kill it.
Frosch: *tries to eat the spider*
You&Rogue: NO FROSCH! DON'T EAT IT!

RUFUS:
You: Rufussss come get rid of the spiderrrrr
Rufus: Alright, don't worry. I'll take care of it *picks up spider and walks towards you*
You: GET THE FUCK AWAY!

LYON:
Lyon: *makes Ice spider and puts it in the fridge*
You: *opens the fridge* *sees spider* *screams*
Lyon: What's wrong, love?
You: THERE'S A FROZEN SPIDER!
Lyon: *smirks* don't worry, love! I'll get rid of it!

MIDNIGHT:
Midnight: *sleeping*
You: Midnightttt
Midnight: *sleeping*
You: Midnighttttt
Midnight: *sleeping*
You: MIDNIGHT WAKE THE FUCK UP AND KILL THE SPIDER

COBRA:
Cobra: *laughing*
You: *on table with a broom* Stop laughing! I don't like spiders!!
Spider*crawls onto table*
You: FUCKKK *swings broom everywhere*
Cobra: *gets hit with broom*

JELLAL:
You: Jellal could you please- *sees Jellal*
Jellal: *on top of table*
You: Why are you-
Jellal: There's a spider, kill it please.

MYSTOGAN:
Mystogan: *sees spider*
You: *walks into room* Hey Mystogan- what are you doing?
Mystogan: *picks you up* There's a spider, were moving.

JACKAL:
You: JACKALLLLL THERE'S TWO SPIDERS GET RID OF THEM!!
Jackal: Okay! One second!
House: *explodes*

MARD GEER:
You: MARD, SPIDER!
Mard Geer: *kills spider*
Spider: *squished & dead*
You: WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU! THAT SPIDER HAD SO MUCH TO LIVE FOR!