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Wham!

Yuuri slammed open the closet door. "No dip Sherlock." You could practically feel the rage radiating off of him. "Care to explain?"

Viktor thought about the question before answering. "I couldn't say no to him..."

"Is that so? Did your mind just erase all traces of the word 'no'?!"

"N-no... I couldn't hurt him again."

"Oh?! So you decide to hurt me instead?"

"That wasn't my intention..."

"Just get out."

"What...?"

"Oh don't worry. You can just go to live with your boyfriend in America." The word 'boyfriend' was laced with so much hate.

Viktor slowly got up, grabbed his (magically packed) suitcase, and made his way to the door. As he put his hand on the doorknob, he felt something hit his back. Yuuri's ring. Viktor nods and walks out.

  'He's gone... he's really gone...'  Yuuri collapses onto the floor in a sobbing mess. After a few minutes of crying, he finally calms down enough to think.

  'Who do I even tell about this? Phichit? No... he'd kill him...' It pained Yuuri to even think the name Viktor. 'Minami. He'll help... yeah...' And with that, Yuuri called his friend.

  Minami picked up after a few rings. "Hey Yuuri! What's up?"

  Yuuri sounded completely miserable. "H-hey Minami... mind coming over?"

  "Oh yeah... is something wrong?"

  "I-I'll tell you when you get here..."

  "Okay! I'm on my way!" Then Yuuri hung up and laid down on what will be his best friend for the next week. The depression couch.

  A few minutes later there was a knock on the door. "It's open..." Yuuri said weakly. The doorknob jiggled.

  "No it's not!" Minami said from the other side of the door. Yuuri grumbled and slowly got up to open the door for his friend. Minami walks in and sits in his favorite spot. The floor. "Why is Viktor outside?" Minami questions.

  Yuuri hisses at the question and retreats to his depression couch. "Because he's a stupid asshole and that's where he belongs."

  "Oh... okay... what happened?"

  "He fucking cheated on me, that's what! For a whole year!"

  Minami's  eyes widened as he learned what had happened. "That butt!" Minami is too polite to cuss. He's a smol bean. "He's a big ole butt! That's what he is!"

  Yuuri slightly chuckles at how innocent Minami is. "Oh chicken nuggo..." he sighs "thanks for coming over..."
 
  "Oh! You know what we should do?!" Minami asks excitedly.

  "hm?"

  "We should get revenge on that booty hoe!"

A/n

Sup sup chicken nuggos! So yeah! The smol bean will most likely become a recurring character in this story. ~also happy 2x belated birthday to the nuggo king himself~ I'll try to get chapter 4 out soon. Have a good day!
-Thatdangotaku

(Yes. Booty hoe.)

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