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shiro08/08/2016
(06:21) Happy Anniversary xo
(06:30) What?
(06:31) It's been exactly a week since we first started talking.
(06:31) Our 'week-a-versary' if you will.
(06:32) I will not.
(06:35) You're the life and soul of parties, aren't you?
(06:37) Why are you awake by the way???
(06:40) Taking Muffin to the vet.
(06:40) I think he can sense it.
(06:41) I've spent the last fifteen minutes trying to coax him out from underneath the couch.
(06:41) Not even sure how he fit.
(06:42) That's my boy.
(06:45) Please don't encourage this rebellious streak.
(06:45) It's causinfdgdgkjhgflj
(06:50) ???
(06:55) Not gonna lie, I'm worried.
(07:03) He attacked me???
(07:04) Muffin/Gomez would never.
(07:05) He did! He kinda like lashed out a paw from underneath the couch and when I dropped my phone he grabbed it and sat on it??
(07:05) Is this normal cat behaviour?
(07:08) For a cat repressing years of anger from being called Muffin?
(07:08) Yeah.
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(07:15) Your cat is a demon.
(07:19) Why good morning to you too dear brother.
(07:19) I'm fine and university is great, Thank you for asking.
(07:20) How about you?
(07:21) Trying to convince your cat to get out from underneath the couch and into his carrier.
(07:22) He's attacked me three times and won't stop hissing.
(07:22) A demon.
(07:25) Wait why are you trying to get him into his carrier?
(07:25) What did you do to him???
(07:30) Why are you assuming I did something to him, when I've already told you I'm the victim here?
(07:34) Keith.
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