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lance
keith
pidge
hunk
shiro05/09/2016
(11:04) It's just occurred to me that the kittens don't have names.
(11:04) So...what have you been calling them?
(11:06) Aren't you supposed to be in a lesson right now?
(11:08) Keith, I think we've been talking long enough for you to know the answer to that question yourself.
(11:09) When you get detention don't blame me.
(11:11) I'll definitely be blaming you.
(11:11) Also, 11:11, make a wish.
(11:14) Huh?
(11:18) Too late, you missed it.
(11:18) No wish for you.
(11:20) What did you wish for?
(11:21) If I tell you, it won't come true.
(11:21) That's just basic wishing knowledge, Keith.
(11:24) Isn't that only for birthday cakes?
(11:25) Pretty sure it's a general wish related rule.
(11:25) But, back to the topic at hand: what have you been calling the kittens?
(11:27) I'm not sure I want to tell you.
(11:28) Can't be worse than Rover.
(11:28) Or Muffin.
(11:30) Are you sure about that?
(11:32) Well now I'm not...
(11:35) Red, Blue, Yellow, and Black. And then Rover's called Rover.
(11:38) I'm equal parts appalled and disappointed.
(11:38) But weirdly, not surprised.
(11:39) I guess bad pet naming skills runs in the family. And with Pidge.
(11:40) I don't want to hear that from someone who named his dog Andy Warhowl.
(11:40) ANDY WARHOWL IS AN AMAZING NAME.
(11:41) And they're not bad names. They make sense.
(11:44) HOW?
(11:47) Black has black fur.
(11:48) Genius.
(11:48) Shut up.
(11:48) Blue has really blue eyes.
(11:48) And Red has these red splotches all over.
(11:50) And Yellow?
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