The sweaty wedding

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They all came oeacefully holding crabs from the apocolyptic lazer tag hUUUUUH

DracO MALFOY SWOOPS IN WITH A BROOM AND HARRY POTTERS HEAD

"This is what the lil fukker gets for not lutting me in his #squadgoals!!!" He fumes swooping like severus snape out the window.

"MaRSHALL MARSHA-" she gets cut off by the entire starbucks store travelling to the lAzer arena

The wedding commences.

Chris was the p0pe, holding the book of life with the mexican(motracistiswear) characters dancing with burritos.

"Do you felicite the leach pledge to slowly kill jaidenanimations tm by being a leach¿"

Felicite made an indescribable sound gurgle fart

Yes

Sexee (˵ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°˵)

Jaiden nodded vigourously, drool dripping from her sweaty, juicy lips
Everyone sweated so much THAT OG MY GOD THEY ALL DROWNED EXCEPT JAMES AND TIMTOM WERE MOTHAFUCKIN CRABS

"craB NOISES!" JAm e's cried, holding saylors dead body

He then prayed to his good christian god which didn't work so he summoned whale satan

"Oh great lord satan can you revive the beautiful saylor" tim tom pleaded in disgust, drinking his basic bitch starter pack frappuchino then he vomitted rainbows and draw with jazza

"Good day ladie- where am i?" Jazza screechEd

"Dead." Jane hissed, pointing a gun at him and murdering him

Sexy benjamin burst in with baguettes "FRESH LIKE A MORNING BAGUETTE BITCH!" He was naked, sold out, and rich. Only the fi est wine



The end (ง ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ง

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