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Scarlet: *screaming in a corner*

Phoenix: Calm down, baka. It's just a ship.

Scarlet: JUST A SHIP??!!! JUST A SHIP???!!! HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF I SAID BERTHOLNIX WAS JUST A SHIP??!!!

Phoenix: I see your point.

Scarlet: Now get reacting.

Phoenix: Fine, but before I do that, why that picture?

Scarlet: Don't you judge me! I liked it!

Phoenix: Okay, okay.

Scarlet: Now react! *shoves ship in her face*

Phoenix: Mou (geez) I ship it.

Scarlet: Seriously, that's all you have to say?

Phoenix: A-re? (Eh?)

Scarlet: WHY DO YOU SHIP IT???!!!!

Phoenix: Because it's cute and I wish it could have been canon but of course Hajime just had to be a meanie and make Eremin and Ereri most likely to be canon.

Scarlet: Said like a true matchmaker *claps*

Phoenix: I didn't say that much.

Scarlet: Whatever, so what do you rate it?

Phoenix: *holds up ten fingers and ten toes* 20/10

Scarlet: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!

Both: Ja! Mata ne! (Bye! See you!) Our fantabulous mini warriors!

Profanity count: 0
Vulgar name count: 0
Japanese word count: 5 or 6

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