Scarlet: *screaming in a corner*
Phoenix: Calm down, baka. It's just a ship.
Scarlet: JUST A SHIP??!!! JUST A SHIP???!!! HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF I SAID BERTHOLNIX WAS JUST A SHIP??!!!
Phoenix: I see your point.
Scarlet: Now get reacting.
Phoenix: Fine, but before I do that, why that picture?
Scarlet: Don't you judge me! I liked it!
Phoenix: Okay, okay.
Scarlet: Now react! *shoves ship in her face*
Phoenix: Mou (geez) I ship it.
Scarlet: Seriously, that's all you have to say?
Phoenix: A-re? (Eh?)
Scarlet: WHY DO YOU SHIP IT???!!!!
Phoenix: Because it's cute and I wish it could have been canon but of course Hajime just had to be a meanie and make Eremin and Ereri most likely to be canon.
Scarlet: Said like a true matchmaker *claps*
Phoenix: I didn't say that much.
Scarlet: Whatever, so what do you rate it?
Phoenix: *holds up ten fingers and ten toes* 20/10
Scarlet: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!
Both: Ja! Mata ne! (Bye! See you!) Our fantabulous mini warriors!
Profanity count: 0
Vulgar name count: 0
Japanese word count: 5 or 6
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Phoenix Reacts To Ships
RandomWhether it is Levi x Eren or Eren x Tiamat, Phoenix will react to them! She can react to any anime ship you suggest so long as I have seen the anime. (There might be a few 'suggestive' scenes or sh*t like that, not really sure though, and maybe a fe...
