His Clumsy Girl

Chapter Five

Boaz P.O.V

That girl is too naive. There's a certain limit to how naive you can be and she has surpassed it. She thought that my boner was my phone and had asked me to move it and while I was kissing her neck and basically dry humping her she had no idea what was happening. She had no clue that what she was feeling is a thing called horniness and how we were both close to an orgasm. When she had asked me what she was feeling I knew I needed to stop so that's exactly what I did but before I left I made sure to tell her that breakfast is ready before going to the kitchen and making our plates. I've been in here for about two minutes when I hear loud banging coming from my room and then loud footsteps coming down the hall towards me. Curious I look up and find Guinevere with flushed red cheeks and messy,adorable bed hair in my oversized t-shirt but because she is so tall it barely just covers her ass and her long legs that go on for miles. Just looking at her gives me a boner. God, since when did I become such a pussy?

"What was the noise that I heard just a moment ago?" I ask her still slightly curious about what that loud crashing sound was.

"Well you see," She starts rocking back and forth on the balls of her feet with her arms behind her back which causes her chest to stick out. " once you left my attention was diverted to my puppy and he wanted to play so I found a baseball in your bedroom and threw it to him but it didn't exactly land in the best spot."

" Where did it land?" I ask with barely controlled temper.

" Ummm well let's just say you have a gorgeous new skylight." She tells me whilst laughing nervously.

" What!"

" I just told you," She look down at her dog and starts to talk to him. " Did I not just tell him?"

" So let me get this straight. You destroyed my roof!"

" Gosh, I think that you need a hearing aid Boaz because I told you that at least a hundred times." She tells me exasperated.

" No you didn't."

" Yes i did!"

" NO you didn't!"

" Yes I did!"

" Oh my god, what are you five just shut the hell up!" I scream at her because I am sick of this innocent, naive, little act that she's playing. Just as I finished that sentence I saw tears forming into her eyes and then she ran out of the house with her stupid little mutt behind her. Well i'm glad that she's gone, but if i'm so glad then why don't I feel that way.